The last one...

[parabellum]

I don't understand what any of this has to do with William Shatner.

Oh wait, someone mentioned Quatloos...

[Jason]

Why are my extremeties tingling?

[RiversideLoki]

That's supposed to tell you that it's working. Or that cancer has set in..... I don't remember.

Man, I gotta go pee.

[Bewler]

This thread has become unstuck in time

This thread is the walrus

This thread is now self aware

I’m afraid this thread can’t do that Dave

The people’s elbow is warming up in the garage and this thread is about to give you a piece of it

Good news! This thread is now back in stock

Oh mothers tell your children, not to do what this thread has done

Directions for posting in this thread:
Right click and drag the biogenetical tesseract, delta through the 4th dimensional special vector. Make sure the monothermal nuclear accelerator has been properly incubated in the CIT electron processor. Once you have done that, then calculate all hypothetical numerical figures within the trans-abstract infinite microdrive. Congratulations! You are now forever a part of this thread. 

This thread is coming soon to theaters near you

[Jason]

Damn CIT electron processor is on the fritz again...

Still, I'm winning!

[RiversideLoki]

Funny, I don't remember ordering the fish..

[Jason]

When this thread is a rockin' don't bother knockin!

[TREE4309]

this is the worst thread ever.  I'm quitting metrojax.

[TREE4309]

P.S.  I'm winning

[RiversideLoki]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way. We were posting in this thread.

[Bewler]

We never suspected it, but this thread is single-handedly holding back light rail in Jax.

[RiversideLoki]

This thread is also the reason that JTA employees accost Stephendare.

*Edit for wrong bad government entity

[JaxNative68]

Watch it Billy Pilgram or you'll end up on Tralfamadore again!

...they were two feet high, and green, and shaped like plumber's friends. Their suction cups were on the ground, and their shafts, which were extremely flexible, usually pointed to the sky. At the top of each shaft was a little hand with a green eye in its palm. The creatures were friendly, and they could see in four dimensions. They pitied Earthlings for being able to see only three. They had many wonderful things to teach Earthlings about time.

[Sportmotor]

arf

[BridgeTroll]

You cannot win on your first day...