The last one...

Jason · June 25, 2009, 01:20:18 PM

The last one to post in this thread wins....

.... all the Simoleons they could ever dream of to build the perfect Jacksonville!

urbanlibertarian · June 25, 2009, 05:27:59 PM

I decline to participate. Oh...wait...damn.

Charles Hunter · June 25, 2009, 10:06:15 PM

How many Simoleons in a Quatloo?

Jason · June 26, 2009, 09:13:19 AM

I have no clue.

BridgeTroll · June 26, 2009, 10:21:39 AM

Answer: None

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quatloo

Quotequatloo
A quatloo is a monetary unit on the planet Triskelion which was used by the planet's Providers to bet on drill thrall competitions. (Star Trek Original Series: "The Gamesters of Triskelion")

I bid 50 quatloos on the newcomer.

RiversideLoki · June 26, 2009, 04:47:45 PM

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Charles Hunter · June 26, 2009, 09:35:53 PM

Shouldn't there be an exchange rate or something?

CMG22 · June 29, 2009, 12:57:28 PM

I suppose one would have to know if a quatloo is fiat or specie backed...

urbanlibertarian · June 30, 2009, 05:50:39 PM

CMG22, you sound like Ron Paul.

BTW, that's a good thing.

RiversideLoki · July 02, 2009, 08:55:11 AM

Omg UL you sound like Ross Perot!

urbanlibertarian · July 02, 2009, 07:44:32 PM

Well, I do have a crazy aunt in the basement and I do think that Social Security and Medicare are multi-trillion dollar trainwrecks speeding down the tracks. So, point taken.

fatcat · July 03, 2009, 08:52:35 AM

are we talking about Ron and Ross?

RiversideLoki · July 03, 2009, 10:29:18 AM

Or are we talking about Glengarry Glen Ross?

TREE4309 · July 03, 2009, 12:24:00 PM

I'm weening! I'm weening!

- Mr. Bean

RiversideLoki · July 06, 2009, 09:31:29 AM

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