Repent. The End Is Near.

[Cliffs_Daughter]

Do you think we will be able to get past noon tomorrow I want to see my little boys soccer game.  At least we get beer fest tonight.

Yeah, me too... not at Ringhaver, is it?
You know, cuz with that church next door I'm thinking doing the clothing prank right out on 118th!

[north miami]

This current Ending brought to us by a Mr.Camping.I recall listening to his radio show in the 80's.

Mr.Camping predicted same in the early 1990's-however he now professes that he really wasn't all that schooled in the Bible on certain points at that time.

Mr.Camping employs a complicated mathmatical formula in arriving at The Date.Who knows,perhaps this focus on math will lead him to Philosophy.Ye must after all be born again.

Mr.Camping of course is way off the mark-most of us on this colorful little mudball in space are products of an earlier cleansing, swept up off of another place.We were very very bad and worst of all,willingly failed to aspire to God given potential.Boy was She pissed!!

The only way to redemption as a species is to bring new bodies in by wishing on a star.

[danem]

Someone at one of the events where the meeting to talk about the May 21st's end of world, screamed out, "What time zone?!"

the Amerrrrica time zone, of course! Europe has to wait till the 22nd.  

I got handed one of those pamphlets at the beach in October, and I still can't figure out why they picked that date.

[Bridges]

Ok kids, here the joke.. get up early tomorrow morning. Set out a set of old clothes on the sidewalk in front of your house, shoes.. socks.. everything.. set up a video camera and watch cars slow down. It's gonna be epic.

I prefer putting a sign outside that just says:
"Welcome to Heaven!  Gay Pride march tonight at 8.  After party at Muhammad's house."

[Timkin]

Ok kids, here the joke.. get up early tomorrow morning. Set out a set of old clothes on the sidewalk in front of your house, shoes.. socks.. everything.. set up a video camera and watch cars slow down. It's gonna be epic.

I prefer putting a sign outside that just says:
"Welcome to Heaven!  Gay Pride march tonight at 8.  After party at Muhammad's house."

ROFLMAO!    Nice..  I want a copy of that sign

[Timkin]

We should probably have coverage here on MJ just as a few of us did for the election, whilst others (won't mention names) were out hob-nobbing at the election parties   This is an important event!

[Cliffs_Daughter]

We should probably have coverage here on MJ just as a few of us did for the election, whilst others (won't mention names) were out hob-nobbing at the election parties   This is an important event!

Well, I'll be up late tonight, so I'll take the Witching Hour.   

[duvaldude08]

Has anyone found out what time zone will be hit first?   

[Ralph W]

Just to be mean...

We'll go with Greenwich Mean time. That way when the BBC announcers go hysterical we'll know the east coast has about five more hours before the EVENT.

[Timkin]

We should probably have coverage here on MJ just as a few of us did for the election, whilst others (won't mention names) were out hob-nobbing at the election parties   This is an important event!

Well, I'll be up late tonight, so I'll take the Witching Hour.   

* on grocery list for tomorrow (short list because it is less than a day)

  MORE FRIGGIN WINE !!!!!!

[second_pancake]

All I gotta say is, thank God I'm an Aethiest cause it's gonna be one hell of a party on earth after all the bible-thumpers are outta here ;-)  And yes, the irony was on purpose.

[Cliffs_Daughter]

We should probably have coverage here on MJ just as a few of us did for the election, whilst others (won't mention names) were out hob-nobbing at the election parties   This is an important event!

Well, I'll be up late tonight, so I'll take the Witching Hour.   

* on grocery list for tomorrow (short list because it is less than a day)

  MORE FRIGGIN WINE !!!!!!

Got wine & cheese over here... gonna watch Gaga and JT on SNL!  No sign of raptures or raptors on the Westside yet.

[Timkin]

is the West side still on daylight savings time ?    you wouldn't want to be an hour late, you know.

Ahh !!! Gaga! and JT!  And SNL !  With any luck at all , STEFON  will be on Weekend Update, telling us of New York's hottest Rapture Day Club is..........  BOOOOOOOOOF!!  ( with 9 O's ) 

[Cliffs_Daughter]

is the West side still on daylight savings time ?    you wouldn't want to be an hour late, you know.

No worries here - the west side IS the same time zone, but we're about 30  years behind the rest of the city! 

[Timkin]

Your side of town may be, but you , my dear are light years ahead and that is a good thing.