Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent

Started by Metro Jacksonville, April 01, 2016, 03:00:04 AM

JayBird

I for one think this is great news ... I mean this puts Jacksonville in a prime spot to recruit an NBA team!
Proud supporter of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

"Whenever I've been at a decision point, and there was an easy way and a hard way, the hard way always turned out to be the right way." ~Shahid Khan

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Adam White

Quote from: stephendare on April 01, 2016, 09:39:28 AM
um....I guess you totally overlooked the proof?



The coffee ring was a really good touch!
"If you're going to play it out of tune, then play it out of tune properly."

Adam White

"If you're going to play it out of tune, then play it out of tune properly."

I-10east

I dunno what I'm gonna do as a Jags fan!!!! So sad. :(

I-10east

^^^That was my overly dramatic reaction to the joke of course. ;)

thefutureme


thekillingwax

Quote from: thefutureme on April 01, 2016, 04:08:23 PM
A very well-crafted April Fool's Joke...

Absolutely! It totally got me for a few seconds when I got the email. Great job!

thelakelander

I knew from the title it was an April Fools joke. No team in the NFL is on the verge of declaring bankruptcy. That league prints money and the Jags have nearly doubled in value since Khan took over. Pretty funny read though. Loved the 5 year plan image.
"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." - Muhammad Ali

Noone

Quote from: kevlardj12 on April 01, 2016, 09:33:24 AM
I think that if this is an April Fools Joke youre opening yourself up to a lawsuit. This could effect ticket sales, advertising dollars, lost revenue,  etc. Also part of the terms of the forum and posting comments on this forum is that no false information is allowed to be posted. I think this should go for this as well.

Does Putnam county know about this?

TheCat

so, three primary reactions to this piece.

1. Funny!

2. Not Funny. In a bad taste. Never reading MetroJ again.

3. Could have been funny but you suck at comedy.

The number 2 people are unusually odd.  The way some people respond to Jaguars commentary, you would think Donald Trump was defamed.

I hope I never understand the strange and unforgivable religiosity surrounding football.






I-10east

Quote from: TheCat on April 01, 2016, 10:41:07 PM
so, three primary reactions to this piece.

1. Funny!

2. Not Funny. In a bad taste. Never reading MetroJ again.

3. Could have been funny but you suck at comedy.

The number 2 people are unusually odd.  The way some people respond to Jaguars commentary, you would think Donald Trump was defamed.

I hope I never understand the strange and unforgivable religiosity surrounding football.

It's really not that serious....

coredumped

I really don't get the Jaguar hate on this board. Believe what you want, but Jacksonville would not be where it is today without them.
Of course there's questions of money, but that comes any time the government is involved (jta anyone?).

Embrace the jags, they're uniquely Jax!
Jags season ticket holder.

Noone

Quote from: TheCat on April 01, 2016, 10:41:07 PM
so, three primary reactions to this piece.

1. Funny!

2. Not Funny. In a bad taste. Never reading MetroJ again.

3. Could have been funny but you suck at comedy.

The number 2 people are unusually odd.  The way some people respond to Jaguars commentary, you would think Donald Trump was defamed.

I hope I never understand the strange and unforgivable religiosity surrounding football.






Love MJ.
Bikini season is around the corner

Ocklawaha

Quote from: kevlardj12 on April 01, 2016, 09:33:24 AM
I think that if this is an April Fools Joke youre opening yourself up to a lawsuit. This could effect ticket sales, advertising dollars, lost revenue,  etc. Also part of the terms of the forum and posting comments on this forum is that no false information is allowed to be posted. I think this should go for this as well.

I tend to agree. Better lawyer up boy's!