The Jacksonville Jaguars

Started by Non-RedNeck Westsider, October 11, 2011, 04:20:42 PM

BridgeTroll

http://www.bigcatcountry.com/2015/10/20/9572359/jaguars-fire-gus-bradley-yosemite-sam-named-interim-coach?ref=yfp

QuoteJaguars fire Gus Bradley; Yosemite Sam named Interim Coach

By BurritoBrosShits  @BurritoBrosShit  on Oct 20, 2015, 10:45a

The Jacksonville Jaguars have done what was considered inevitable and have fired Jaguars head coach Gus Bradley.

After a lengthy discussion aboard Kismet, owner Shad Khan's yacht, general manager David Caldwell and Khan came to the agreement that Gus Bradley's tenure as head coach was over. This comes as no great surprise to anyone here at Big Cat Country.

After a 1-5 start to the season that was plagued by mediocre play that was compounded by injuries across the roster, Caldwell decided that a coaching change was necessary.

During an impromptu press conference, he stated that while the roster was beset by injuries, the lackadaisical play on the field by rookies and veterans alike proved that the on the field results were not a product of talent so much as coaching. Citing a culture in which players were coddled and treated without stern criticism, Caldwell appointed a relative newcomer to the NFL Yosemite Sam as Interim Head Coach.

No stranger to hard criticism and consternation, Yosemite Sam wasted no time addressing concerns about his coaching style.

"OOOOOOOOH WHAT IN TARNATION IZ HAPPENIN HERE IN DUUUUUUUVALLLLLLLL?" Sam said as he fired two pistols into the air. "WE GOTS A PLAYER ON THE DADGUM TEAM BLOCKING WHILE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE TACKLIN AND A QUARTERBACK THAT THROWS LIKE I SHOOT. DANGNABIT THESE JAGWHYERS CAN'T DO NOTHIN RIGHT AND I KNOW WHAT MEDIOCRITY IS!"

Sam went on to say that he was going to hold players accountable in his own special way, brandishing a large assortment of knives, barrels of gunpowder, and sticks of TNT. Sam went on to verbally harangue reporters and staffers for several minutes unintelligibly with smoke pouring out of his ears until Jaguars Public Relations Manager Tad Dickman was forced to douse Sam with a glass of water.

Flanked by his defensive coordinator Wile E. Coyote and offensive coordinator Sylvester the Cat, Sam ended his press conference saying, "WELL SHOOT AH CAN'T DO WORSE THAN 8-30, CAN I?!?!?!"

In a boat at sea one of the men began to bore a hole in the bottom of the boat. On being remonstrating with, he answered, "I am only boring under my own seat." "Yes," said his companions, "but when the sea rushes in we shall all be drowned with you."

thelakelander

^Give it a try. This new coach will tell you it's working so far for the Dolphins....


"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." - Muhammad Ali

BridgeTroll

I was certainly impressed Lake... 8)
In a boat at sea one of the men began to bore a hole in the bottom of the boat. On being remonstrating with, he answered, "I am only boring under my own seat." "Yes," said his companions, "but when the sea rushes in we shall all be drowned with you."

Bativac

Quote from: RattlerGator on October 21, 2015, 07:05:46 AM
As I've said before, this season isn't about a won-loss record so much as it is about the pieces, and I still like the pieces.

This sounds suspiciously like "it's a rebuilding year" which seems to be what I've heard about the Jags for the past several years. When was the last time they made it to the playoffs?

I'm a casual football fan from a family of hardcore football fanatics (and former season ticket-holding Jax natives). So I'm not a big football person but I am kind of surrounded by them. The Jags have unfortunately become a tired joke. Other than some misplaced sense of hometown pride, I'm not sure why anybody would be excited over the team at this point. What can they do? Genuinely asking. Is it luck of the draw as regards draft picks and injuries? Bad coaching? Some combination?

Bridges

Quote from: thelakelander on October 21, 2015, 08:31:35 AM
^Give it a try. This new coach will tell you it's working so far for the Dolphins....


A blind monkey could improve that team.  Just give him a reward every time he runs Lamar Miller, and you'll be picking up wins in no time. 
So I said to him: Arthur, Artie come on, why does the salesman have to die? Change the title; The life of a salesman. That's what people want to see.

mtraininjax

http://www.news4jax.com/news/jaguars-to-play-in-london-through-2020/35981608?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_WJXT4_The_Local_Station

Jags to play in London through 2020

QuoteJacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan is expected to formally announce the team will play a home game yearly in London through the year 2020.

News4JAX Sports Director Sam Kouvaris said the team has an option to continue through 2025.

Jaguars President Mark Lamping and Khan met with Jaguars clients in Wembley on Thursday (pictured above).

The Jaguars will play the Buffalo Bills at Wembley Stadium on Sunday.

It's significant because for the first time ever, an NFL game will be streamed online around the world for free.

Because of the kickoff time, fans in Europe will be able to watch an afternoon game and fans in Asia and Australia to watch a game that kicks off at 12:30 a.m. instead of 4 a.m.

At some point Khan has to be tired of broadcasting a losing team around the world. Its bad enough that Jags fans have to endure this "level of entertainment", but somewhere in his bowels, he has to be building up some sort of rage over the misuse of Jaguars by Bradley and staff.
And, that $115 will save Jacksonville from financial ruin. - Mayor John Peyton

"This is a game-changer. This is what I mean when I say taking Jacksonville to the next level."
-Mayor Alvin Brown on new video boards at Everbank Field

ProjectMaximus

^Of course he's not happy or proud of the product. Doesn't necessarily mean things aren't improving. Positive national media story today from Jeff Darlington.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000562377/article/jacksonville-jaguars-showing-promising-growth-despite-15-start

RattlerGator

It really isn't hard to see. But it is frustrating, so I'm not bent out of shape by people venting. Our situation *is* worthy of serious venting. But they clearly do have a plan that far exceeds anything from the recent regimes, and they do have the pieces largely in place. Blake has to come through for us. That's the bottom line. In this League, your QB must come through for you if you are to have any real hope.

DuvalTillWeDie #DTWD Go Jaguars !!!

MusicMan

RattlerGator says:  " I still like the pieces."

That's what they said about Humpty Dumpty...............................

David

I wonder how much longer it'll be before attendance woes will plague the team again. The fans can only take so much punishment! Even the 2011 season of 5-11 looks good compared to the past 3, possibly 4 if this one keeps going the way it has been.




RattlerGator

Nice write-up on NFL.com that helps explain the long-term view of Shad Khan:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000561933/article/shad-khan-committed-to-big-things-for-jags-in-london

QuoteIn 2012, the Jaguars agreed to a deal to play one home game per year in London for four years, beginning in 2013. Now, as he walks the streets, the dream has come full circle. He is recognized. He is prodded for information about Jaguars quarterback Blake Bortles and his offense.

"People will stop me on the street and they know -- Jaguars. It's a certain street recognition we didn't have years ago."

He added: "It's fun. We're getting advice from fans as to what we should be doing, which is wonderful. They care. I think it's just one more metric on the dashboard that says we're moving the needle."

He is also excited for the next step, which begins in London on Sunday against the Bills in the first game to ever be streamed by the NFL live for free on Yahoo. It was an expansion of a plan that, according to Khan, has made the Jaguars' home page one of the most popular among NFL teams, with a majority of the traffic coming from overseas.

Of course, if you're completely disrespectful of football and its reach while remaining quite comfortable in your ignorance, none of this matters. But in the real world, it matters bigtime. Smallest market; one of the most popular NFL website homepages. Very smart plan.

thelakelander

Wow. So this is the type of QB FSU puts in the league? Jags are on their way to their 2nd win!
"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." - Muhammad Ali

Tacachale

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Quote from: thelakelander on October 25, 2015, 10:27:25 AM
Wow. So this is the type of QB FSU puts in the league? Jags are on their way to their 2nd win!

Shh. You'll jinx it.
Do you believe that when the blue jay or another bird sings and the body is trembling, that is a signal that people are coming or something important is about to happen?

ProjectMaximus

Quote from: thelakelander on October 25, 2015, 10:27:25 AM
Wow. So this is the type of QB FSU puts in the league? Jags are on their way to their 2nd win!

2nd win you say?? What was their first win again?

thelakelander

They only have one, so it should't be too hard to remember. ;D

The Philbin led Dolphins. That era has died. Man Campbell is in charge now. It's a new day now.
"A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." - Muhammad Ali