Springfield isn't for everybody

[kreger]

I have lived in the largest federally protected historical district for almost two years now and if there is one thing I am sick and tired of hearing is that Springfield isn't for everybody. Horsepucky, This neighborhood is a picture perfect snapshot of America. Let me prove my point, and please help me provide more examples. We house:

Romney people vs. Obama. (ha ha, you lost!)

Hot Tranny messes.

Wealthy builders gearing up to build again.

Chicken loving realtors that would rather fill the hood with fowl than sell houses to first time home buyers.

The best breakfast in a bowl spot in town. 

A coffee shop that opens at 10 a.m (my coffee pot loves you)

Group homes that are giving people another chance.

First Baptist well too do that want to kick out homeless people. (jerks)

Gay dad's that have adopted an adorable kid.

Prophets preaching.

Christian fundamentalist that never say hello.

The sexiest Jamaican family I've ever seen.

The Shantiest $5.00 cover bar whenever they feel like bar. (dogs allowed)

A medical center associated with one of the top Universities in the Southeast.

A cranky lady that stands out on her porch calling the police about the Shanty Town.

An old lady that had to wait 80 years to get her house painted for free.

Southern Living's best comeback neighborhood.

Black folks who hate white people.

A handful of 40y.o. plus white people that run SPAR.

A mommy group.

An outstanding Artist (MACTRUQUE)

A city council person that could give two shits unless you contribute to his bank account. (Dr. Gaffney)

Urban hipsters.

Past city government officials.

City of Jacksonville workers that have been robbed.

A spunky Irish lady that knows her history.

One of the best clubs in town. (closed)

A squatter that despite his opposition is trying to make a difference.

Empty buildings aching for someone to come along and give em some love.

The pink palace.

Karpeles manuscript museum (awesome)

Some guy operating a lawn and garden business out of his shopping cart.

The SRG princess.

Boarding houses on the DL.

The Bridge.

Gorgeous near abandoned churches.

A big church without a steeple.

Some rich dude's properties that sit vacant on main street (80%)

The new main street cruise.

A gay wealthy guy that owns the rest of it, he was here first. (is owner financing still available?)

The military family that leaves their dog and kids outside to fend for themselves.

Registered sex offenders (check for yourselves)

Ladies that come from Ponte Vedra for the home tours.

Transients that throw litter all over the place.

A bad ass group of people that pick it all up once a month.

The tree loving San Marco people that like beer and walk the hood in the early morning hours.

The Brew Crew.

Bike riding pig lovers that will snitch on people.

Sweet Petes

Pot heads (love em)

Tres Leches (moving or moved)

Klutho, his house, the park, his influence.

remnants of "black hollywood"

Pawn shops.

Someone that has traveled half way around the world for Proton therapy.

The Uptown Market that should be open for dinner already.

The hottest Middle Eastern mechanic.

Followed by the sexiest stutterer in town.

One of the most notable houses in Jacksonville sitting there empty.

Some of the best examples of public housing.

Drive-thru liquor stores (I appreciate everything you do)

Carl's Main Street restaurant and banquet hall. (when is this place open?)

One of the best dog parks in the city.

Frisbee golf.

An art museum filled to the gills with things you ain't never seen. It's worth the @ 10 bucks (Brown Art Museum)

Paradise Market (Big breasts)

Caribbean hot spot.

America's most wanted murderer.

Truman Capote.

9th and Main.

An urban food market that never happened. (Julie, you are stupid)

A cram packed grocery store on pearl.

Abel Harding.

Smart people from nearly every other major city that realize what this hood is about to become.

Conservative plastic craftsmen that hate Obama.

A thrift store that is for rent.

A firehouse that won't participate in the luminaria. (take down the hurricane shutters, they look stupid)

The best Halloween party.

Empty car lots.

Brinks armored cars.

FSCJ

Easy Access to downtown.

Real people living within their means.

Gun owners.

People that hate Don Redman.


Feel free to expand. Springfield is America. I love this neighborhood, don't you?

[fsujax]

I wonder where i fit on that list.

[funwithteeth]

As it happens, I'm Riverside's sexiest Middle Eastern stutterer.

[sheclown]

The best shopping cart art in the country.

[Mathew1056]

I think you got something there sheclown. I can imagine a whole festival dedicated to shopping cart art.

[mbwright]

Chan's Chineese food, with some of the best sweet tea around.  the crab rangoons are great, too.

[sheclown]

Speaking of sweet tea, Carls' will drop you into a diabetic coma.

You are warned.

[blfair]

Don't forget Springfield Plastics... Very futuristic! Plastics!

[blfair]

Speaking of the dog park, and futuristic.... I just saw the new (kids) playground they're putting in, in what used to be the small breed area. The equipment looks awesome. I've never seen anything like it around here.

[Bill Hoff]

I have lived in the largest federally protected historical district for almost two years now and if there is one thing I am sick and tired of hearing is that Springfield isn't for everybody. Horsepucky, This neighborhood is a picture perfect snapshot of America. Let me prove my point, and please help me provide more examples. We house:

Romney people vs. Obama. (ha ha, you lost!)

Hot Tranny messes.

Wealthy builders gearing up to build again.

Chicken loving realtors that would rather fill the hood with fowl than sell houses to first time home buyers.

The best breakfast in a bowl spot in town. 

A coffee shop that opens at 10 a.m (my coffee pot loves you)

Group homes that are giving people another chance.

First Baptist well too do that want to kick out homeless people. (jerks)

Gay dad's that have adopted an adorable kid.

Prophets preaching.

Christian fundamentalist that never say hello.

The sexiest Jamaican family I've ever seen.

The Shantiest $5.00 cover bar whenever they feel like bar. (dogs allowed)

A medical center associated with one of the top Universities in the Southeast.

A cranky lady that stands out on her porch calling the police about the Shanty Town.

An old lady that had to wait 80 years to get her house painted for free.

Southern Living's best comeback neighborhood.

Black folks who hate white people.

A handful of 40y.o. plus white people that run SPAR.

A mommy group.

An outstanding Artist (MACTRUQUE)

A city council person that could give two shits unless you contribute to his bank account. (Dr. Gaffney)

Urban hipsters.

Past city government officials.

City of Jacksonville workers that have been robbed.

A spunky Irish lady that knows her history.

One of the best clubs in town. (closed)

A squatter that despite his opposition is trying to make a difference.

Empty buildings aching for someone to come along and give em some love.

The pink palace.

Karpeles manuscript museum (awesome)

Some guy operating a lawn and garden business out of his shopping cart.

The SRG princess.

Boarding houses on the DL.

The Bridge.

Gorgeous near abandoned churches.

A big church without a steeple.

Some rich dude's properties that sit vacant on main street (80%)

The new main street cruise.

A gay wealthy guy that owns the rest of it, he was here first. (is owner financing still available?)

The military family that leaves their dog and kids outside to fend for themselves.

Registered sex offenders (check for yourselves)

Ladies that come from Ponte Vedra for the home tours.

Transients that throw litter all over the place.

A bad ass group of people that pick it all up once a month.

The tree loving San Marco people that like beer and walk the hood in the early morning hours.

The Brew Crew.

Bike riding pig lovers that will snitch on people.

Sweet Petes

Pot heads (love em)

Tres Leches (moving or moved)

Klutho, his house, the park, his influence.

remnants of "black hollywood"

Pawn shops.

Someone that has traveled half way around the world for Proton therapy.

The Uptown Market that should be open for dinner already.

The hottest Middle Eastern mechanic.

Followed by the sexiest stutterer in town.

One of the most notable houses in Jacksonville sitting there empty.

Some of the best examples of public housing.

Drive-thru liquor stores (I appreciate everything you do)

Carl's Main Street restaurant and banquet hall. (when is this place open?)

One of the best dog parks in the city.

Frisbee golf.

An art museum filled to the gills with things you ain't never seen. It's worth the @ 10 bucks (Brown Art Museum)

Paradise Market (Big breasts)

Caribbean hot spot.

America's most wanted murderer.

Truman Capote.

9th and Main.

An urban food market that never happened. (Julie, you are stupid)

A cram packed grocery store on pearl.

Abel Harding.

Smart people from nearly every other major city that realize what this hood is about to become.

Conservative plastic craftsmen that hate Obama.

A thrift store that is for rent.

A firehouse that won't participate in the luminaria. (take down the hurricane shutters, they look stupid)

The best Halloween party.

Empty car lots.

Brinks armored cars.

FSCJ

Easy Access to downtown.

Real people living within their means.

Gun owners.

People that hate Don Redman.


Feel free to expand. Springfield is America. I love this neighborhood, don't you?

While some of your characterizations aren't correct, I agree with the sentiment. SPR is quite diverse, with a lot going on.....and on the horizon.

[movedsouth]

Speaking of the dog park, and futuristic.... I just saw the new (kids) playground they're putting in, in what used to be the small breed area. The equipment looks awesome. I've never seen anything like it around here.

seen that. I wonder if adults can play in it too!

[civil42806]

The snark level alone would drive many people away

[Overstreet]

I don't care. I'm still not going to live there.

[carpnter]

I don't care. I'm still not going to live there.

This.

[AbelH]

The best shopping cart art in the country.

I'm sure you've bumped into the cart-pushing artist who draws x-rated pictures. He's quite the trip.