Downtown Vision's Video "Do You Know How to Jaguar"

[CityLife]

I was sent this by a friend who saw it on a national sports message board, where of course it was being mocked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=269KGSgC4OU&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/v/269KGSgC4OU

[JeffreyS]

Please let this just go away.

[RockStar]

What an embarrassment. Please tell me that a high school tv class produced it and that no funds/time/effort was put forth by anyone who has any idea about marketing our city. And then tell me that the students in that class all got F's.

A jaguar kitten just died somewhere.

[CityLife]

I also noticed that the intern in the video has much longer hair in one of the clips, so this must be more than just something they threw together in a day.

I can't imagine Khan and the Jags marketing department will be thrilled with this. If you weren't from Jax, you would think this came directly from the Jags organization. As if we didn't already have the small time perception...

[I-10east]

From Cindy Laquidara, to Blackmon, and now this? It's been real tough to be a Jags fan lately. SMH....

[tufsu1]

wow...just wow

[twojacks]

Not so bad for youtube publication....the next level will just have to be to set it to 'call me maybe' and we've got it!

[RexMontana]

You're kidding, right? Right? Please God, say yes. How embarassing...

[BridgeTroll]

OH... MY... God... 

[WmNussbaum]

Do you need an entertainment license of some sort to do the Jaguaring? Will people walk down the streets Jaguaring on the way to the games? I'm thinking' "yes" to both.

Ticket sales will go through the roof once this gets out - better get your season tickets while you can.

Question for Terri Lorince: I pay a bit more in property taxes to support DVI. Did some of my tax dollars get used for this? Yes? Can I get a refund?

[wsansewjs]

Can I just go run off the Bank of America tower after watching this rubbish, giant-pill-swallowing-shoveling-down-your-throat, what-the-f***. ridiculously-made, bloody hell video?

DVI,

YOU ARE FIRED.

-Your Concerned Taxpayers

-Josh

[Charles Hunter]

OK, that is pretty bad.  Can I have my two minutes back?

[Jimmy]

Harmless fun, but I hope they're sending royalties to Lady Gaga.  The "claws up" pose is a lot like her "paws up" pose.

http://7artfan7.deviantart.com/art/Paws-Up-Little-Monsters-199181434

[Jimmy]

...If this was just some high school kids trying to create a funny video, I don't think anyone would be critical...

I agree with everything you said except for this part.  On the internet no one likes anything.  If this had been produced by a Boy Scout troop you'd have people calling for the scoutmaster's resignation and public beating.  But otherwise, yeah.

[RockStar]

No, it's not harmless fun. The Jags already have credibility issues. Now the fans do. Thanks DVI.

Whomever okay'd this should be sacked. Plain and simple.

I believe the project meeting went like this:

DVI Meeting Leader: We're gonna make a video!
DVI team: Yay!
DVI ML: It's going to be super lame! We'll show people how to do the Jaguar!
DVI Team: What's that, like doggy style, but with cats?
DVI ML: No silly team, it's the Jaguar pose that nobody in their minds would ever do. It'll make us all look like asshats!
DVI Team: Yay! New hats!

**this is not the actual transcript. I removed the names to protect identities.

Although, now I'm tempted to make a video called Do the DVI. It follows a guy around as he blows public funds.

Ok, I'm done.