Repent. The End Is Near.

Cliffs_Daughter · May 21, 2011, 11:52:16 PM

As I predicted, I am watching SNL.
Tim - Gaga has your wine!!!

Duvaldude - Must be the unheard of 5-G network up there! How else are you getting a signal up there?

Timkin · May 21, 2011, 11:56:32 PM

She must ,,, that rascal

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duvaldude08 · May 22, 2011, 12:04:54 AM

Quote from: Cliffs_Daughter on May 21, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
As I predicted, I am watching SNL.
Tim - Gaga has your wine!!!

Duvaldude - Must be the unheard of 5-G network up there! How else are you getting a signal up there?

Helloooo.. God is the creator of all! Including 5-G LMAO

duvaldude08 · May 22, 2011, 12:05:37 AM

Quote from: Timkin on May 21, 2011, 11:30:28 PM
Glad to hear it, Duval dude... Will you have them send for me soon please?

Well they are currently behind schedule. We will try to squeeze you in tomorrow.

Timkin · May 22, 2011, 12:06:30 AM

Are the having a post-rapture party?

duvaldude08 · May 22, 2011, 12:11:43 AM

Quote from: Timkin on May 22, 2011, 12:06:30 AM
Are the having a post-rapture party?

No sir. None of that in heaven. I rebuke you! LOL

Timkin · May 22, 2011, 12:13:18 AM

mhm...so says party animal Duval Dude 08

duvaldude08 · May 22, 2011, 12:24:58 AM

Quote from: Timkin on May 22, 2011, 12:13:18 AM
mhm...so says party animal Duval Dude 08

I have repented and asked for forgiveness sir lol

Timkin · May 22, 2011, 12:37:53 AM

okay. well if u could try and get with me tomorrow. Im pretty tired of this world

BigGuy219 · May 22, 2011, 01:07:26 AM

Good news, everyone. Barry F---ing Gibb has survived the rapture. And I have survived another season of SNL.

danno · May 22, 2011, 08:37:42 AM

God must be a wresteling fan. The only one he took was Randy Macho Man Savage, and he took him a day early at that!

Ralph W · May 22, 2011, 11:09:18 AM

This must come as a shock to all those people who thought they were living up to the WORD. Obviously, since there was no rapture, there are no worthy people to populate heaven at this time. Looks like we all have to try harder or be stuck on our round ball waiting the next roll of the cosmic dice.

Timkin · May 22, 2011, 01:27:41 PM

word..

Cliffs_Daughter · May 22, 2011, 02:05:40 PM

Quote from: Ralph W on May 22, 2011, 11:09:18 AM
This must come as a shock to all those people who thought they were living up to the WORD. Obviously, since there was no rapture, there are no worthy people to populate heaven at this time. Looks like we all have to try harder or be stuck on our round ball waiting the next roll of the cosmic dice.

Ralph, something in what you said there made me afraid... and not for the reasons you might think.

I'm afraid that, being the non-believer I am, that my in-laws will become a tad more aggressive in attempting to convert my little boy.

Timkin · May 22, 2011, 02:09:34 PM

Quote from: Cliffs_Daughter on May 22, 2011, 02:05:40 PM
Quote from: Ralph W on May 22, 2011, 11:09:18 AM
This must come as a shock to all those people who thought they were living up to the WORD. Obviously, since there was no rapture, there are no worthy people to populate heaven at this time. Looks like we all have to try harder or be stuck on our round ball waiting the next roll of the cosmic dice.
Ralph, something in what you said there made me afraid... and not for the reasons you might think.

I'm afraid that, being the non-believer I am, that my in-laws will become a tad more aggressive in attempting to convert my little boy.

Well , you are the boy's mother and you should have the final say-so. eventually he will become his own individual and make his own conclusions.

I am a believer, but I do not think there is a soul on this planet who can accurately predict the return of Christ, the Rapture, the end of the world.. whatever one wants to term it. But just to play it safe yesterday , I didn't go buy a weeks worth of groceries