"Smoking Pipe" law goes into effect July 1, 2010, state-wide

[danno]

They'll need to outlaw soda bottles, soda cans, tin foil, paper towel and toilet paper rolls, and remove apples, pears, mangoes, melons, lemons, limes, and many other types of fruits and vegetables from the stores. In my youth, I've made pipes from all of these various items.

Still processing the image of Sox smoking a mango.  

Deb, it was all about the creativity.. We tried all kinds of things, some worked, some didn't.. I was young..

Seems like a mango would be too moist.

[Starbuck]

So it appears that Halah's, the local Arab grocer, will need to stop selling Hookahs. Dumb.

[GoldenEst82]

So it appears that Halah's, the local Arab grocer, will need to stop selling Hookahs. Dumb.

OMG, you're right.
THAT is a crying shame. (They have the best hookah tobacco selection in town, IMO)

Many people claim to believe in "personal responsiblity"; they make laws that dictate "responsible behavior" to others, then fail to see the irony in that.
 
However the truth is in what Soxfan posted about his youthful creativity, and what the crackheads want with car antennas; that where there is a will their is a way and means will be made.

[thekillingwax]

Has anyone checked with Hala? The knife/cigar/hookah place at the orange park mall said the law doesn't change anything with them and we actually just bought a hookah and all the fixins' at Hala this Friday and they didn't mention anything about not being able to sell them anymore. They had a sale on charcoal but that's about it.

[jacksonvilleconfidential]

They'd better outlaw soda and beer cans from convenient stores too lest someone poke a hole in one....   

and apples.

[Timkin]

Better outlaw corncob pipes and spigots too .. I mean geez .. practically anything could be retrofitted to be a pipe..

[jacksonvilleconfidential]

Better outlaw corncob pipes and spigots too .. I mean geez .. practically anything could be retrofitted to be a pipe..

Add tin foil to the list.