Aaaargh! St. Augustine to get new Pirate Museum/Attraction

[samiam]

Its a rather old joke. from a long time ago and far far away

[urbanlibertarian]

Makes me want to cover my buccaneers. 

[samiam]

LOL
What did captain hook die from?

[samiam]

Jock Itch

[Ocklawaha]

Jock Itch

Uck! Bad form matie!


OCKLAWAHA

[Captain Zissou]

I prefer ninjas, but a pirate museum would be awesome.  I haven't been to St Aug in far too long.

[Sportmotor]

I am sure that some ninja museums are around...you just cant find em

[samiam]

You might be able to find them but they happen to disappear in a flash of light and smoke

[samiam]

The Fart of a Ninja is a million times deadlier than the venom of a rattlesnake. With the right wind, a single fart can wipe out a small village.

[samiam]

Why do all pirates have eyepatches?

[samiam]

Chuck Norris.

[Charles Hunter]

Why do all pirates have eyepatches?

Itchy eyes?

[blizz01]

I was missing the pirate jokes so I figured I'd shuffle this back to the top:  Looks like The St. Augustine Pirate & Treasure Museum (not Pirate Soul?)is still on track for November.  According to this recent link/update, they've already shut down the Key West attraction & have begun moving the "collection" to St. Augustine.  They also indicated that there would be an interactive replica ship within the museum - Isn't there something similar in the Welcome Center (or somewhere in town)?  Regardless, it should be pretty entertaining & family friendly.

http://www.piratesoul.com/

[David]

Maybe they'll open up an ARRRRRRRbyyy's next door.

Sorry!

But you know the Pirate Musuem will be a good fit. The indians will be missed but those statues always creeped me out a bit.

[rjp2008]

Good for them. Appropriate for St. Aug.