Downtown Jacksonville. Needs A Topless Bar?

Started by CS Foltz, October 26, 2010, 02:57:19 PM

CS Foltz

It just occured to me that maybe downtown needs a skin club to attract people to the core? Cafe Risque or maybe  Esquire or Play Boy could be enticed, with the proper JEDC or DVI incentives? ::)

CS Foltz

I am trying to think outside of the box..............I know marketed properly, with taste of course, that would liven things up for sure, plus eatery's in the vicinity would benefit...........tax revenue for the City, FBC might have a different view, but if not open on Sundays............I don't see where it would cause them grief!

Non-RedNeck Westsider

Quote from: CS Foltz on October 26, 2010, 03:11:29 PM
I am trying to think outside of the box..............I know marketed properly, with taste of course, that would liven things up for sure, plus eatery's in the vicinity would benefit...........tax revenue for the City, FBC might have a different view, but if not open on Sundays............I don't see where it would cause them grief!

Eateries??  I though most strip clubs had a buffet of thier own?  Mmmmm, boobies and prime rib!

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CS Foltz

It's all about the "Tax Revenue"! Plus don't forget the employment! Talk about jobs!!!

Coolyfett

boobs? Boobs are good, but I see boobs everyday. What is best place downtown for these boobs?
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Quote from: CS Foltz on October 26, 2010, 03:19:23 PM
It's all about the "Tax Revenue"! Plus don't forget the employment! Talk about jobs!!!

Actally I see a new market forming - a homelss guy next to each parking meter gladly giving you .75 change for every $1.  I actually see the topless bar as a solution to both an employment and parking problem!  ;D
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thelakelander

Wasn't it full of these places in the 1970s? 
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CS Foltz

Don't know lake...........but that was then, if that was the case, and this is now.............tax revenue and jobs! See allready making the next Mayors job easier! ::)

hooplady

Jo-Ann's Chili Bordello seemed to do well when it was on W. Forsyth, but I don't know how much skin was actually exposed.  I think people actually went there for the chili.

CS Foltz

Thinking of the lady side of the equation..................there could even be a "Male Revue"......who the heck is that group........Oh yea......."Chippendales"!

duvaldude08

Yeah FBC would have a cow! They would be at the of the strip club witnessing to the strippers and throwing holy oil. LOL But on a serious time its possiabe. In order to be far enough away from the church, it would probably have to be on Bay street, that's if this were REALLY an option  :P
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RockStar

If we add a strip club, can we then knock down the landing and put a Harrah's Riverfront Hotel and Casino?

thelakelander



With the amount of empty office towers we have, there's no need to knock down anything.  Some of the owners would probably be willing to give them away to a soul willing to take on the finanical challenge of filling them up.
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RockStar

Nah, I think the Landing could go. It's the perfect spot for a nice casino tower...