Holiday cheer from iraq

[Ocklawaha]

Jingle bombs


Ohhhhhhh, Dashing through the sand
With a bomb straped to my back
I've got a nasty plan
For christmas in Iraq, Ya La La

I got through checkpoint A
But not to checkpoint B
Thats when i got shot in the ass
By the US military!

Ohhhhhhhh

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Mine blew you see
Where are all the virgins that Binladen promised me
Ohhhh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Us soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that i got left is this towel upon my head!

I used to be a man
But every time i cough
Because of Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a Convenience store nite clerk!

Ohhhhhhhhh

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Binladen lied to me
He is the biggest douchbag in all of history
Ohhhhhh Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
I think i've been screwed
Don't make fun of me because i'm dead or I'll kill you!!

Merry Christmas Infidels!


Ocklawaha

[gatorback]

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