Obama Orders Chevrolet and Dodge Out Of NASCAR

Started by BridgeTroll, April 01, 2009, 01:58:44 PM

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BridgeTroll

April 01, 2009, 01:58:44 PM
http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/hot_lists/high_performance/motorsports/april_fools_obama_orders_chevrolet_and_dodge_out_of_nascar_car_news

QuoteWith their racing budgets deemed “unnecessary expenditures,” GM and Chrysler are ordered to cease racing operations at the end of the season.

BY JARED GALL April 2009   

In a move sure to spark outrage, the White House announced today that GM and Chrysler must cease participation in NASCAR at the end of the 2009 season if they hope to receive any additional financial aid from the government...
In a boat at sea one of the men began to bore a hole in the bottom of the boat. On being remonstrating with, he answered, "I am only boring under my own seat." "Yes," said his companions, "but when the sea rushes in we shall all be drowned with you."

Joe

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April 01, 2009, 02:22:21 PM Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 02:24:09 PM by Joe
I assumed that was an April Fools article.

Look at the Obama quotation. He almost never explains himself that clearly. He usually waffles much more.

Edit - Yup, I went to the site to try and copy the fake Obama quotation, and they've already pulled the article.

BridgeTroll

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April 01, 2009, 02:28:47 PM
I figured as much... I should have copied and pasted... Damn! :D ;D
In a boat at sea one of the men began to bore a hole in the bottom of the boat. On being remonstrating with, he answered, "I am only boring under my own seat." "Yes," said his companions, "but when the sea rushes in we shall all be drowned with you."

Jason

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April 01, 2009, 03:01:29 PM
That would have made Ford and Toyota REALLY happy!!  :)
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