Ocklawaha Ain't Worth S**T!

[Ocklawaha]

Oh the humanity... wilst I ever recover?

Good wife decided to beat the market rush on the first and do her shopping today. With my stock nearly dry I asked her to pick up my SOUTHERN COMFORT and REBEL YELL. She said she'd try but was going to use real cash rather then her cards, so she had a limit. Uh Huh?

Well she happily returned, minus my whiskey - but I quickly noted she did have two of those giant boxes of "fresh ***** Kitty Litter". Have you EVER seen the price of this stuff? OMG!

Then it hit me, she had just spent more on cat SHIT then on me, which I guess proved my theory.

OCKLAWAHA
Not worth S**T

[Matt]

lol.
don't you just love the concept of a cat?
it sleeps in the day, meows all night, eats and poops in your house.
half of cats don't even like human affection.