Fantasy football

[riverside_mail]

Lazy in America? Get job working for government...live off fat pension.

Did someone call me?

[thelakelander]

What a sucky season for Team Ebony Stud. The coaching staff has already been let go. GM Mercury Morris is now in charge to build for 2019.

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

The transcript for the half-time concession as Best in the West withdrew from the playoffs:

Solid job through the regular season guys, that was an otherworldly performance.

I'd really like to commend each and every one of you for the way you laid down for the playoffs.  Superb job of of just barely showing up, is Odell even back from his bye week cruise?  and shitting the bed all over yourselves.

Dak, that was the average, subpar performance that has kept you off of a roster for the majority of the season.  Really glad you reverted back to you normal self when the season was on the line.  Bravo.

Those of you on the Green Bay roster not named Devonte - Fucking Outstanding!  I really can't add anything to your performance, the numbers speak for themselves.

The rest of you who contributed to the epic failure don't really need any recognition.  You're all second hand players on your current team, and I really don't want to expend the word count trying to explain who you even are.

On to next year.

We'd like to congratulate The Tradery on securing a second round bye in the playoffs and wish them well next week.

If there's any solace I can take from this season, it is this:  Post Street was a worse abomination that my team this year, so I can always hang my hat on being better than them.

Peace FKAMJ.  The Jaxson Cup will be mine next year.

[Gators312]

The Treydery is STILL waiting to defeat true champion. Your "best" surrendered so fast, I thought France was playing. No surprise. We make facebook post and you cry about stolen election.

Now, the Suburban Dwellers is all that is left. Ah, Americans and their suburbs.Always fleeing now...always afraid. You think your cardboard gate and 10 dollar an hour security guard will protect you? You see stranger you lock doors and hide under bed. Pray a neighbor ordered a pizza.

Suburb in Russia is banishment to Siberia. Suburb in America is American dream. In debt to eyeballs and garage sales to get rid of old crap just so you can buy new crap. Your dream is nightmare.

Can you Cul-De-Sac Up and take the title? I say nyet.

You will lose.

Wow Mayor. Just wow.   Has the overindulgence finally caused the diabeetus to consume you?  Because you are definitely delusional.

Here I was ready to make a friendly donut wager, but I can now see that you don't need any more sugar.

The only sugar you need is from Mrs. Mayor to kiss away the pain from the beatdown you have coming. 

No it's not FAKE NEWS.....your delusions of grandeur come to an end on Sunday.   

[Gators312]

Cinottis or Good Dough?  Loser buys.

[JaxJersey-licious]

Sooo some high-fallutin' globalist finan-seer won our fantasy football league, my work mainframe is shut down because of this clearly overblown holiday, and someone who is obviously going through a reeeallly tense family gathering passive-aggressively decided to relieve his tension by comandeering a message board with a totally random and unrelated "discussion". Man, fuck this day!

All kidding aside, congrats to SMM on his FF title. I AM NOT WORTHY I AM NOT WORTHY (to have potentially faced you in the final)   

[ProjectMaximus]

Is there a waitlist to join this fantasy league? Asking for a friend.

Happy Krimma!

[Gators312]

Cinottis or Good Dough?  Loser buys.

Deal. Let's say winner (me) can pick so I will go with Cinottis since I still haven't tried it and this will give me the opportunity to try several items

Well done Mayor.  I have to commend you on your last roster moves that definitely put the nail in the coffin.  Congratulations.

Let's coordinate next week on payment.  I'll be back in the 904 on 1/1. 

[Lucasjj]

There are many important anniversaries in football this year. The NFL turns 100. The Jaguars enter season 25, but there is only one anniversary that matters. The Fantasy Football league Formerly Known as Metrojacksonville Junkies has made it to year 10. It is hard to believe that when I took on this roll of commissioner 10 years ago that this league would still be going today. Now as we all can agree, my efforts to run this league have distracted me from winning my rightful championship, but I accept that sacrifice to have my name ascend among the great commissioners: Rozelle, Tagliabue, Goodell... So much of this leagues success can be and should be attributed to my greatness.

I have renewed the league and will be sending invites to previous year players. I will give everyone a week or so to claim their team before I start harassing them (Read Lake). If anyone bails out I will find replacements. Any suggestions for rule changes need to be made now. If anyone has draft date suggestions throw them out there. I think we should try to get together to draft for our 10th year. Maybe at the new sports bar/brewery Strings.

Draft Order is as follows.



Just to reiterate draft order is based on final year finishing. Top 6 picks are decided by the finish in the consolation bracket. Bottom 6 picks is the reverse order of championship bracket.

Keeper rules are the same. You get one keeper at the round they were drafted the previous year, by you or someone else. Undrafted players who you picked up are assigned a round 14 value. If a player is kept for a second year, their round value is determined by Yahoo ADP closer to the draft.

If you know you are not coming back this year please let me know.

[Steve]

Team Stud needs to play again. He can load up with all Miami Dolphins, this way we can all pick good players that have a bye the week we all play him and still win.

[Wacca Pilatka]

Thanks for the trophy graphic, SMM.  I'll always have 2015...

[JaxAvondale]

I'm in! Actual NFL life got in the way of my draft well last year. I'll be back this season.

[Steve]

Hey, have the invites gone out? I've been watching and I haven't seen anything come through. I logged in and can't see anything either....

Update: I think I stumbled on the issue. Lucas, there is a very old email address associated with my team. I can't see to change it (Commissioner thing?). PM me if need be

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

Can you resend the invite.

Gotta make sure I get a solid start so I can lay down when the playoffs get here.

[Lucasjj]

I am still waiting for the following people to accept their invites

NRW, Steve, Wacca Paltka, and of course Lakelander

NRW and Steve - I resent your invites. Steve yours was a Fanatics email so I assume that doesn't work anymore. The ones I resent to the two of you was to a Yahoo domain. PM me an updated email address if you need it sent somewhere else.

We still need to settle on a draft date, time, and possible meetup.