Fantasy football

[Lucasjj]

I appreciate the efforts of some, but am disappointed in many others for their lack of effort to attend.

For all of you with complicated schedules, you need to block out some dates on the calendar now for next year's draft. It will be our 10th year and we have to make an effort to get together for that. Wall Street can front a big draft party at Cowford for us all. Looking back, about 60% of the league has been here for every year. Even the ones we don't even want to be back.

[Wacca Pilatka]

^ I can't be there...wish I could meet everyone!

If you left work at lunch you'd be here just in time.

I'm not that fast!  It's about a 9 1/2 hr drive for me...and I'd seriously have thought about it if I didn't have monster returns to finish this week.

[Lucasjj]

I just got here. I am down at the long table closer to atlantic

[manasia]

I Wanted to come but I had some business here in Broward I had to tend too.

Next year if we have the draft on a weekend, that works better for me, during the week is going to be really challenging.

[manasia]

Are you READY For some FOOTBALLL!!!!

[Gators312]

I put the draft in my calendar for 8pm.....

[Lucasjj]

[thelakelander]

^Yes, Mixon was an Ebony Stud finalist you stole! However, I'm confident Zeke Elliott and Adrian Peterson will serve us well. Both are known for beating their opposition into submission.

[JaxAvondale]

The champ did champ things in the first week. Next up, Ebony Stud!

[JaxJersey-licious]

A wise person once told me that it was foolish to sit on a pair of valuable assets: See what you can get from one of them, try to put it to good use as leverage or an even greater return as an investment.

With that in mind, I'm officially announcing that this week I'm entertaining trade offers for one of my two QBs - Kurt Cousins or Patrick Mahomes.

Clock is ticking and Mahomes plays Thursday.

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

I'm entertaining trade offers for one of my two QBs - Kurt Cousins or Patrick Mahomes.

The name is Kirk....what, you don't like that?!?!

It must be his accent....

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

So, the regular season is almost over and shockingly, I have had a decent year despite the fact that I could have had a squirrel draft for me and had a better roster. I won't have Mr Mensa against the Colts but it looks like I can back into the playoffs if necessary.

On a more serious note, I have concerns about NRW. With his record, I would have expected some trash talking this year but it has been crickets. Perhaps looking at his Bortles night light and his Bortles feet pajamas just makes even fantasy football too painful to think about. I am not sure.

Thanks for not mentioning my Blake Bortles full-size body pillow.  That would have just been weird.

TBH, there's not much satisfaction from destroying you guys this year on my way to a 10-2 record and a practical lock for winning the Shiva.  I mean....  I'm happy I'm winning, but since the team was autodrafted, there's no true joy in it.  Losing to PostSt just makes it worse.

I wonder if this is how Gruden felt winning SB37 with the team that Dungy built?  I'll guess I'll have a better idea in a few more weeks.

[JaxJersey-licious]

Thanks for not mentioning my Blake Bortles full-size body pillow.  That would have just been weird.

Look, it's perfectly natural to cling obsessively to someone whom we all know will eventually break our hearts because that's what he does...

However, when you cross that unspoken line and go total F-S.B.P. for that guy shame, shame, SHAAAAAMMMMMME!!!!!! 

[JaxAvondale]

I had a horrific season!

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

The Treydery is waiting to defeat a real champion.
First, you  make us...how do you say it...."Jump through hoop" with this extra game while others do nothing. These "byes" you call them...only for privileged. Land of equality....don't make us laugh.

Then you insult us by giving us opponent weak like Ukraine. These "Playmakers"....don't you need to make plays to be called "Playmakers"? Hah....I make joke.

Now you make joke by giving us the "Best in the West". This is your best? Too lazy to draft his own team. Lets machine do work. Typical American. Lazy in Russia? Die slow, painful death. Lazy in America? Get job working for government...live off fat pension.

Yes, Bring me "your best".

You will lose.

Wait...

What...

Is it next week already?  [yawns deeply]