Fantasy football

[Lucasjj]

Thanks. Surprisingly Steve wasn't the last one to sign up this year. If you look back through this thread, he was the usual culprit.

I want to lock in keepers by the end of next week. Also I picked Monday September 7th for the draft, which is Labor Day. Not sure how well this works for everyone, so if people want to suggest a different date/time, have at it and we can see what works best.

[Lucasjj]

I want to get keepers wrapped up this week so that people who actually prepare for the draft have some time to do so. The deadline for keepers is this Sunday. I have only had responses from 5 people, including myself. Either message me, post here, or on the league site. If you don't know how to look at your roster from last year or have other questions on how the keepers work, reach out to me.

[riverside_mail]

I'll set Tony Romo as my keeper this year.

[thelakelander]

I'll keep Marshawn Lynch

[JaxJersey-licious]

My keeper will be Andrew Luck. Sorry about the lateness...

[Lucasjj]

Here is the keeper list for 2015. For those who kept a player for an additional year, that player's value is determined by Yahoo's ADP. This value can change up to the weekend prior to the draft. I will post the final value of that player the Friday before the draft. At this point no one can make a change to their keeper. However you can between now and the day before the draft throw back your keeper and choose not to have one without penalty.



Currently the draft is set for September 7th at 4PM. I have not heard from anyone about changing that so I assume we are good with that time. If you can't make the draft, Yahoo will auto-draft for you.

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

Thanks Lucas.

So now that we're all set, the only question left to answer... 

Who's playing for second place this year?   

http://www.youtube.com/v/n2YjsiWW4zE

[thelakelander]

^Great question. NRW! The trophy is already in the process of having the Stud's name engraved on it, so I guess you'll be one of the losers fighting for that second place ribbon.

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

^Great question. NRW! The trophy is already in the process of having the Stud's name engraved on it, so I guess you'll be one of the losers fighting for that second place ribbon.

That's just weird Lake, but if you want to engrave your name on a participation trophy, go right ahead, just don't tell Daddy Harrison...

[Lucasjj]

Here is the final keeper list. The only change was Brady actually slid to the 7th round. If you no longer want your keeper, let me know by Sunday.

[RattlerGator]

Um . . . the Ebony Stud? For real, Polk County, for realz !?! How have I only now found this little nugget on MetroJax? I suppose it's too late to get in, yes?

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

Um . . . the Ebony Stud? For real, Polk County, for realz !?! How have I only now found this little nugget on MetroJax? I suppose it's too late to get in, yes?

Yes.  We were thinking that there might be another spot opening up this year, but....

Unfortunately until the leagues cleans up it's act and can actually keep a felon off the field, The Ebony Stud will always be able to field a team.

[Lucasjj]

Um . . . the Ebony Stud? For real, Polk County, for realz !?! How have I only now found this little nugget on MetroJax? I suppose it's too late to get in, yes?

This is actually our fifth year. July/August of each year we start back up but I am not sure when we will have a space open up again. Now that you commented, you will make the list of people I hit up if a spot opens up.

[thelakelander]

Um . . . the Ebony Stud? For real, Polk County, for realz !?! How have I only now found this little nugget on MetroJax? I suppose it's too late to get in, yes?

That's right. Team Stud will have its way with this fantasy football league this year.

Btw, here's a funny list of team names posted on FTA's site:

Roger Rodgers whats our vector Victor?   -- Aaron Rodgers / Victor Cruz

Adrian BeatHerSon   -- Adrian Peterson

Tickle Me Al-Mo   -- Alfred Morris

Cooper Troopers   -- Amari Cooper

Abdullah Oblongata   -- Ameer Abdullah

Ellington Coat Factory   -- Andre Ellington

10% Luck / 20% Skittles   -- Andrew Luck / Marshawn Lynch

Luck her right in the Percy   -- Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin

Foster's AustrARIAN for beer   -- Arian Foster

A Mingo ate my Brady   -- Barkevious Mingo / Tom Brady

Ben there raped that   -- Ben Roethlisberger

Bill Cosby's Sleepers   -- Bill Cosby

You Sankeyed my battleship   -- Bishop Sankey

Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles   -- Blake Bortles

Quick! Decker and Hyde   -- Brian Quick / Eric Decker / Carlos Hyde

My Johnson is Burfict   -- Calvin Johnson / Vontaze Burfict

Calvin and Cobbes   -- Calvin Johnson / Randall Cobb

Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!   -- Cam Newton

Hyde your kids Hyde your wife   -- Carlos Hyde

Hyde your Bush, I have V.D.   -- Carlos Hyde / Reggie Bush / Vernon Davis

You Kaepernick the future   -- Colin Kaepernick

De more de maryius   -- Demaryius Thomas

Final Dez-tination   -- Dez Bryant

The Walking Dez   -- Dez Bryant

Teach me how to Dougie   -- Doug Martin

Breesus, King of the Drews   -- Drew Brees

Taste the Dwaynebowe   -- Dwayne Bowe

Lacy underwear makes my Dix bigger   -- Eddie Lacy / Ha-Ha Clinton Dix

Mr. Sanders' Son   -- Emmanuel Sanders

Erect Dicker   -- Eric Decker

Multiple Goregasms   -- Frank Gore

Geno 911   -- Geno Smith

Geno IKan pay you back   -- Geno Smith

HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix   -- HaHa Clinton Dix

High as Hill on A.J's Green   -- Jeremy Hill / A.J. Green

1.21 JJWatts   -- J.J. Watt

Turn down for Watt   -- J.J. Watt

Insane Clowney Posse   -- Jadeveon Clowney

God hates Jags   -- Jacksonville Jaguars

Gotta Catch Jamaal   -- Jamaal Charles

You Winston, you lose some   -- Jameis Winston

Landry Detergent   -- Jarvis Landry

InstaJimmyGraham   -- Jimmy Graham

Manziel in distress   -- Johnny Manziel

JPP You're a Firework!   -- Jason Pierre-Paul (Katy Perry reference)

Ladies and Edelman   -- Julian Edelman

Julio Think you are?   -- Julio Jones

Yippee Kai A Justin Tucker   -- Justin Tucker

Saved by Le'Bell   -- Le'Veon Bell

Le'Veon on a prayer   -- Le'Veon Bell

Backfields and McCoys   -- LeSean McCoy

Marcus Mari-otto   -- Marcus Mariota

My Favorite Marshawn   -- Marshawn Lynch

Not my Forte   -- Matt Forte

Stafford Infection   -- Matthew Stafford

I have Crabs and VD   -- Michael Crabtree / Vernon Davis

Mike Vick in a box   -- Michael Vick

Stairway to Evans   -- Mike Evans

Montee Wrecking Ball   -- Montee Ball

One Ball, Two Johnsons   -- Montee Ball / Andre Johnson / Calvin Johnson

Suh Girls, One Cup   -- Ndamukong Suh

The SUHciopath   -- Ndamukong Suh

Agholorious Bradford's   -- Nelson Agholor / Sam Bradford

For Whom Odell Tolls   -- Odell Beckham Jr.

Ya down with ODB?   -- Odell Beckham Jr.

May God have Percy on your goal   -- Percy Harvin

Touch my Percy and I'll Suh   -- Percy Harvin / Ndamakong Suh

My Percy's Vernon and it Ertz   -- Percy Harvin / Vernon Davis / Zach Ertz

In a van down by the Rivers   -- Philip Rivers

Slob on my Cobb   -- Randall Cobb

Beats by Ray   -- Ray Rice

50 Shades of Ray   -- Ray Rice

Bush is not my Forte   -- Reggie Bush / Matt Forte

Its Wayning Men   -- Reggie Wayne

When it Waynes, It Gores    -- Reggie Wayne / Frank Gore

Gronk if your horny   -- Rob Gronkowski

Gronkey Punch    -- Rob Gronkowski

Gronk if you love Breesus    -- Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees

ABC, Easy as RG3   -- Robert Griffin III

Every day I'm Russell'n   -- Russell Wilson

Russell'n my Jimmies   -- Russell Wilson / Jimmy Graham

Tannesaurus Rex   -- Ryan Tannehill

Don't Pull a Hammy Watkins!   -- Sammy Watkins

Rage Against the Vereen   -- Shane Vereen

Lucked your Gurley's Percy   -- Todd Gurley / Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin

T.Ylenol P.M.   -- T.Y. Hilton / Peyton Manning

Troubled Bridgewaters   -- Teddy Bridgewater

Tebows before Hoes --   Tim Tebow

Munchen on Bundchen   -- Tom Brady

Brady Gaga   -- Tom Brady

Romophobic   -- Tony Romo

The Neverending Torrey   -- Torrey Smith

My Richardson is pitching a Trent   -- Trent Richardson

Pardon Me Eiferted   -- Tyler Eifert

Cruz Control   -- Victor Cruz

Wilfork on the first date   -- Vince Wilfork

Miller Highlife   -- Von Miller

Welker Texas Ranger   -- Wes Welker

My Ball Zach Ertz   -- Zach Ertz

It Ertz when Eifert   -- Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert

more here: http://fantasyteamadvice.com/best-funny-fantasy-football-team-names-of-2015/

[Wacca Pilatka]

Sorry to say I will have to do the auto draft instead of joining everyone today.  Good luck all