Fantasy football

[thelakelander]

Ebony - I'll go ahead and pencil in Aaron Hernandez as your first pick, murderers rate higher than rapists, right?

I need someone who can at least dress up and play while challenging the system.  Too bad A-Rod is in baseball.  That's the type of defiant candidate Team Stud seeks!

[Lucasjj]

I just resent it to a hotmail account that is in yahoo from last year. If you need it sent somewhere else PM me the email address.

[thelakelander]

That account is still active. Thanks.

[Lucasjj]

Everyone but Steve has either reclaimed their team or told me they are not coming back. I sent an email and PM to Steve but I haven't heard anything. If someone has a better way to reach him and can find out if he is playing I would appreciate it.

I sent a message last night to another MJ member about playing but haven't heard anything back yet. Hopefully him and Steve sign up to complete the league.

Don't forget to also claim your keeper for this season either here or on the league message board.

[Lucasjj]

Gators312 has taken over one of the open spots. I am just waiting on Steve to be able to finalize the league. If I don't hear anything by Monday I am going to solicit for someone to take his spot.

There is some movement in draft order due to going from 14 to 12 teams. It now goes like this:

1-Bridge Troll (BeeTees)
2-Wacca Pilatka (Rashean The Fish)
3-The Lakelander (The Ebony Stud)
4-Lucasjj (Post St Playmakers)
5-Gators312 (Suburban Dwellers)
6-Steve or His Replacement (Congrotastic or unknown)
7-Danno (Johnsonville United)
8-TUFSU1 (Jack B More)
9-Cline (The Edgewood)
10-Non-Redneck Westsider (Best In The West)
11-Manasia  (Addison's Anarchy)
12-Riverside Mail (Massillion Tigers)

[thelakelander]

Hmm. Team Stud finally gets to draft near the top?  Season is over guys.  I'll be sending out invitations to my championship party by week five.

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

Hmm. Team Stud finally gets to draft near the top?  Season is over guys.  I'll be sending out invitations to my championship party by week five.

Well, well, well....  I'll PM you my mailing address, and if your parties are anything like the players you draft, I guess I should go ahead and make sure my tetanus shots are current be sure to have a rape kit in the trunk. 

Can anyone suggest a pair of shoes to wear that go with a nice bullet proof vest?


Who are we trying to kid....  your pity party will be held in week 3.

[Lucasjj]

I assume it will be a house party considering most of his team is usually on probation or house arrest.

[thelakelander]

Yes, house party planned. Plaxico's metal detector at the front door should catch the guns, Big Ben has finished counseling so the ladies should be fine, and Vick has promised not to electrocute any dogs during event hours. Ray and his boys also have a limo reserved. LT and Stanley Wilson said they're in charge of refreshments and Travis Henry is in charge of supplying protection for the frisky folks. Should be a great time. Just watch out for running backs coach, OJ.  They say he's gotten pretty good at turning toothbrushes into shanks.

[Gators312]

I wanted to name my team Wacca loves Tebow, so when I win we can all say it was because of Tebow.

'Cause the team name is the only place I have room for Teebs

[Gators312]

Yes, house party planned. Plaxico's metal detector at the front door should catch the guns, Big Ben has finished counseling so the ladies should be fine, and Vick has promised not to electrocute any dogs during event hours. Ray and his boys also have a limo reserved. LT and Stanley Wilson said they're in charge of refreshments and Travis Henry is in charge of supplying protection for the frisky folks. Should be a great time. Just watch out for running backs coach, OJ.  They say he's gotten pretty good at turning toothbrushes into shanks.

I think Lawrence Phillips and Rae Carruth are available as well...

[thelakelander]

Oh, and can we draft defensive players this year?  Can't have a party without the Dolphins' Brent Grimes and his legendary birthday cakes!  For those who don't know, Google it.

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

Yes, house party planned. Plaxico's metal detector at the front door should catch the guns, Big Ben has finished counseling so the ladies should be fine, and Vick has promised not to electrocute any dogs during event hours. Ray and his boys also have a limo reserved. LT and Stanley Wilson said they're in charge of refreshments and Travis Henry is in charge of supplying protection for the frisky folks. Should be a great time. Just watch out for running backs coach, OJ.  They say he's gotten pretty good at turning toothbrushes into shanks.

I don't know if you've got 'em on the list, but could have JaMarcus and Jolly bring some of that Purple Drank....

I know J.B.  sticks to the Bud.....weiser and most of the rest just stick to the bud...  I don't really prefer either.

But a little codeine syrup and koolaid and I'm right where I need to be!

[thelakelander]

Gator312,

Philips and Carruth will have to wait.  Already promised the next spot to Cecil the Diesel. He should be getting released soon and wants the chance at a comeback. Oh, and unless he's going to turn water into rum and coke, you can leave Saint Tebow at home.

[Lucasjj]

Oh, and can we draft defensive players this year?  Can't have a party without the Dolphins' Brent Grimes and his legendary birthday cakes!  For those who don't know, Google it.

That is quite the cake that the wife got him. I dont think I have seen Martha Stewart make one like that.