Parthenon coming to downtown Shipyards

Started by JaxScriblerians, August 08, 2013, 06:07:48 AM

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August 08, 2013, 06:07:48 AM Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 06:10:21 AM by JaxScriblerians
Acknowledging the need to do something irrational, the city council last night approved funds for purchasing the Parthenon from Greece.  The funds will be used to disassemble the ancient ruin, ship it across the Atlantic, and reassemble it on the currently vacant downtown Shipyards property on E. Bay Street near EverBank Field. The next item up for a council vote is the allocation of funds for the world's largest scoreboard at EverBank Field. . . .  (read more)

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