Fox News Hires George Zimmerman

Started by JaxScriblerians, July 14, 2013, 09:17:47 AM

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Following the jury's acquittal today of George Zimmerman in the killing of Trayvon Martin, Fox News Channel announced that it will hire the self-proclaimed neighborhood watch volunteer as a commentator.

http://jaxsatire.com/2013/07/14/fox-news-hires-george-zimmerman/
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