Baptist Youth Gun Giveaway Sadly Cancelled.

Started by stephendare, July 14, 2008, 12:16:18 PM

Jason


Driven1

Quote from: gjb2008 on July 16, 2008, 03:41:18 PM
Quote from: Driven1 on July 15, 2008, 11:53:36 PM
i am a gun owner.  and yes, i sometimes take my gun to church.  not INTO the church mind you, but it will be in the car.  it would be wonderful if thugs took Sundays off, but they do not.

You are one scary dude...
Do you mind telling me the church you go to?
I want to be sure to avoid it at all costs....
.....and obviously you are a Republican, cuz u guys love your guns more than your women....
oh and tapping your feet under bathroom stalls....
But at least you have your gun to snuggle up to at night....
Have a gun lovin', pistol packin' day....
Hallelujah!

lol.  i go to Riverside United Church of Christ.  it's weird.  almost everyone i know there brings their gun to church too!!!  :)

gatorback

#32
Do you take the riffle as well?  One never knows when they might need to take out a fellow  parishioner from the Baptist Book Repository.   ::)
'As a sinner I am truly conscious of having often offended my Creator and I beg him to forgive me, but as a Queen and Sovereign, I am aware of no fault or offence for which I have to render account to anyone here below.'   Mary, queen of Scots to her jailer, Sir Amyas Paulet; October 1586

gjb2008

Quote from: Driven1 on July 16, 2008, 03:43:52 PM
Quote from: gjb2008 on July 16, 2008, 03:41:18 PM
Quote from: Driven1 on July 15, 2008, 11:53:36 PM
i am a gun owner.  and yes, i sometimes take my gun to church.  not INTO the church mind you, but it will be in the car.  it would be wonderful if thugs took Sundays off, but they do not.

You are one scary dude...
Do you mind telling me the church you go to?
I want to be sure to avoid it at all costs....
.....and obviously you are a Republican, cuz u guys love your guns more than your women....
oh and tapping your feet under bathroom stalls....
But at least you have your gun to snuggle up to at night....
Have a gun lovin', pistol packin' day....
Hallelujah!

lol.  i go to Riverside United Church of Christ.  it's weird.  almost everyone i know there brings their gun to church too!!!  :)

Wow a church full of peace loving gun toters....
Makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over

Jason

If everybody were "peace loving gun toters" we would live a life without crime, IMO.

Driven1

Quote from: gatorback on July 16, 2008, 03:45:31 PM
Do you take the riffle as well?

here is what i usually take to church:

9mm pistol
Remington .22 rifle
and a small .410 shotgun for potential close range action

:D

gatorback

#36
Do you pack the full jacket man stoppers?  Mark (co-worker)goes to Synagog with nothing less then a 12 gauge with one once slugs.  He wants to at least blast them across the street and pin them to the wall.
'As a sinner I am truly conscious of having often offended my Creator and I beg him to forgive me, but as a Queen and Sovereign, I am aware of no fault or offence for which I have to render account to anyone here below.'   Mary, queen of Scots to her jailer, Sir Amyas Paulet; October 1586

Jason

I have headlight mounted rocket propelled grenades and a .50 that pops up out of my sunroof.
:)

gatorback

Quote from: Jason on July 16, 2008, 03:51:48 PM
I have headlight mounted rocket propelled grenades and a .50 that pops up out of my sunroof.
:)

Have you trained your kid how to use this yet?
'As a sinner I am truly conscious of having often offended my Creator and I beg him to forgive me, but as a Queen and Sovereign, I am aware of no fault or offence for which I have to render account to anyone here below.'   Mary, queen of Scots to her jailer, Sir Amyas Paulet; October 1586

gjb2008

Quote from: gjb2008 on July 16, 2008, 03:45:41 PM
Quote from: Driven1 on July 16, 2008, 03:43:52 PM
Quote from: gjb2008 on July 16, 2008, 03:41:18 PM
Quote from: Driven1 on July 15, 2008, 11:53:36 PM
i am a gun owner.  and yes, i sometimes take my gun to church.  not INTO the church mind you, but it will be in the car.  it would be wonderful if thugs took Sundays off, but they do not.

You are one scary dude...
Do you mind telling me the church you go to?
I want to be sure to avoid it at all costs....
.....and obviously you are a Republican, cuz u guys love your guns more than your women....
oh and tapping your feet under bathroom stalls....
But at least you have your gun to snuggle up to at night....
Have a gun lovin', pistol packin' day....
Hallelujah!

lol.  i go to Riverside United Church of Christ.  it's weird.  almost everyone i know there brings their gun to church too!!!  :)

Wow a church full of peace loving gun toters....
Makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over

That really isn't so wierd, it's us godless, planet lovin', left wing commies who think bringin' a gun in a car to church is a little whacked, we are the wierd ones....
Heck, when your packing, you can love your brother in the building but shoot his backside if he crosses u up, or heaven forbid mistake a  panhandler's hand in his pocket for a weapon and blow his head off. Yeah that church parking lot is an awfully scary place!

Driven1

Quote from: gatorback on July 16, 2008, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: Jason on July 16, 2008, 03:51:48 PM
I have headlight mounted rocket propelled grenades and a .50 that pops up out of my sunroof.
:)

Have you trained your kid how to use this yet?

ROFL!!  seeing as how i think his kid is three or so, he/she better already know how to use it!

Driven1

Quote from: gjb2008 on July 16, 2008, 03:55:53 PM
mistake a  panhandler's hand in his pocket for a weapon and blow his head off. Yeah that church parking lot is an awfully scary place!

i think you should come panhandle at Riverside Church of Christ!!! :D

Jason

#42
Quote from: gatorback on July 16, 2008, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: Jason on July 16, 2008, 03:51:48 PM
I have headlight mounted rocket propelled grenades and a .50 that pops up out of my sunroof.
:)

Have you trained your kid how to use this yet?


Nope not yet.  Though, he is getting proper training with air rifles and will soon learn about .22s and black powder.  He's 9. 

gatorback

Like my mom always said, "first you potty train, then you gun train."  I miss her so.
'As a sinner I am truly conscious of having often offended my Creator and I beg him to forgive me, but as a Queen and Sovereign, I am aware of no fault or offence for which I have to render account to anyone here below.'   Mary, queen of Scots to her jailer, Sir Amyas Paulet; October 1586

gjb2008

Quote from: Driven1 on July 16, 2008, 03:56:26 PM
Quote from: gatorback on July 16, 2008, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: Jason on July 16, 2008, 03:51:48 PM
I have headlight mounted rocket propelled grenades and a .50 that pops up out of my sunroof.
:)

Have you trained your kid how to use this yet?

ROFL!!  seeing as how i think his kid is three or so, he/she better already know how to use it!

While you are teaching them to shoot, teach them to hate, despise, and why not kill everyone of a different race, religion or nationality while you are at it. I'm sure Jesus will be so proud of you.....