The Many Faces of Rick Scott

[Ocklawaha]

"Hi, I'm Rickie, and I'll be your waiter tonight..."






"It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...
Not for very much longer.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me..."






"What cookie jar?  I didn't see any cookie jar..."





"When your done there how about rubbing some of that Miracle Grow on my scalp?"






And that's when she yanked on my jock strap...






"Damn! I just soiled myself..."






"Really it was only a small lie, oh about this big."




"and that's when the monkeys started flying out of my ass..."




"They'll never guess I'm dodging a subpoena."




"RAIL! Let me do a little ciphering, now 3 aughts is aught, carry the one and divide by 16..."




"Peace my children, It was in my previous life, I was beaten and nailed to a cross..."





"Got em by the gizmo!"





"No REALLY! If I could just flap my ears, I could fly."






"Sucks to be you Florida"






"The kids were all retarded, they just sat and their desks all day and did this..."






"Recall me? Hell they've got to find me first!"







"We all lived in section 8 housing, same house, same room, same bed, same underwear, and their were these awful black people..."








"I said it was unfathomable, fathomlabull, fathomible, meaning without fathom..."



OCKLAWAHA

[Timkin]

* chugs entire bottle of pepto bismol

[Dog Walker]

Shudder!  And all before breakfast too!

[FayeforCure]

Hey Ock, I just love your photo documentary of Rick Scott, with his smug crazed eye look!!

Unfortunately he seems to be an outgrowth of the Not Intended to Be a Factual Statement Party

The Not Intended to Be a Factual Statement Party

Over the past few days, Arizona Senator Jon Kyl has become a national laughingstock. Not because of his 30-fold error in claiming on the Senate floor that "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does" is related to abortion, but because he later insisted his lie was "not intended to be a factual statement."

But lost in the laughter over Kyl's post-facto moment of candor is this deadly serious conclusion. In recent years, the GOP has degenerated into a NITBAFS machine producing potent political untruths. From President Obama's citizenship and "tax cuts that pay for themselves" to death panels, a government takeover of health care and so much other mythmaking, virtually every article of conservative faith is a fraud. Yet the Republican Party is neither scorned not laughed off the national stage, but instead rewarded with power.


Here's just a small sampling from the platform of The Not Intended to Be a Factual Statement Party.

"Tax Cuts Pay for Themselves."
"The Estate Tax Destroys Family Farms and Small Businesses."
"Death Panels."
"A Government Takeover of Health Care."
"No American is Denied Health Care."
"The Health Care Law Adds to the Deficit."
"Barack Obama Was Not Born in the United States."
"Barack Obama is a Muslim."
"Public Employees Are Overpaid."
"We Went to War [with Iraq] Because We Were Attacked."
"Abortion Causes Cancer and Psychological Trauma for Women."

For more elaboration on each of these "Not Intended to be a Factual Statements," go to:

http://www.perrspectives.com/blog/archives/002155.htm

It is all a deliberate misinformation campaign that can only be believed by the under-educated tea party electorate.

[wsansewjs]

Seriously, he looks like a male genital. He needs a condom really bad.

-Josh

[Ocklawaha]

The Native Americans had a dance where they dance around a circle and pray for rain.



The Mexicans have a dance where they dance around a hat and pray for a kiss.



But in Tallahassee there is a new dance, everyone dances around the hat and prays for hair!

OCKLAWAHA

[ChriswUfGator]

Don't forget;