Veterans celebrate Memorial Day by eating small children

[Sigma]

Ways To Observe Memorial Day

Memorial Day reminds us of our duties towards the wounded soldiers and the bereaved families, orphans and widows of the dead soldiers. We should honor the dead by adorning their sacred remains with flowers and garlands and show our gratitude towards them in the following ways:

Adorning the graves of the soldiers with flags or flowers.

Visiting cemeteries and memorials.

Furling the American Flag at half-mast until noon.

Furling the 'POW/MIA Flag'.

Keep silence for a minute at 3 p.m., 'National Moment of Remembrance' and listen to Taps being played.

Take a pledge to aid the disabled veterans, widows, widowers and orphans of the dead and keep it.

You may support the efforts to restore the traditional day of observance of Memorial Day back to May 30th.

Offering thanks to the veterans and appreciating the ultimate sacrifices of the soldiers to the bereaved families personally may help too.

[Jim]

Did you mean type the title that way?

[JC]

I have a feeling there is going to be some convoluted explanation for the title and an unhealthy dose of abstract assumptions will be drawn... Lets wait and see, I will give the benefit of the doubt, for a second anyway.

[samiam]

Nice message, sicko title

[buckethead]

Methinks it was an attempt to get the jaded public (me) to read the thread.

It seems to be working.

[Bewler]

It's called effective journalism, guys.

[Sigma]

yep, guys, you figured me out. It's a humorous jab at most of the thread titles on here. 


Have a safe, great weekend.  And thanks to everyone who has served and presently serving in our military.