Stop The noise before it's too late!!

[JagFan07]

This was just too funny!!

http://www.youtube.com/v/tUZRjHK8rQs

[buckethead]

I don't want to be a stupid Krypton.

Gimme my carbon credits!

[sheclown]

Noise credits...

[JagFan07]

Stephen, that was great after all Jorel was God.

"Even though you've been raised as a human being, you're not one of them. They can be a great people, Kal-El. They wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all - their capacity for good - I have sent them you, my only son."

"You will travel far, my little Kal-El, but we will never leave you-even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father. And the father, the son. "

[JagFan07]

Stephen, that was great after all Jorel was God.

"Even though you've been raised as a human being, you're not one of them. They can be a great people, Kal-El. They wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all - their capacity for good - I have sent them you, my only son."

Notice the lack of Kryptonian smartasses?  They all got killed when the planet blew up.

Yeah, I am doomed!!!

[buckethead]

You poor saps are all gonna die like the Krytons, while Stephen and I go on to produce an uber love child which will serve as a messiah for the undersea life on Europa.

[Dog Walker]

You poor saps are all gonna die like the Krytons, while Stephen and I go on to produce an uber love child which will serve as a messiah for the undersea life on Europa.

That has to be the single most frightening thing I have read in YEARS!