Jacksonvillis is 26th most drunken cities in the nation

[Ocklawaha]

Charleston Native? Is it really that bad in Columbia? I was talking about ColOmbia, the Nation... Land of cast iron digestion. Some of the long dead ones could be sold for medical parts, because a mere 100 years on a body in the Andes is nothing... these folks are preserved! That stuff they love is pure corn squeezin's and it's as clear as water!

I know the drunk bus helps have personal experience watching fries come back up on a lovely co-ed. ha

I remember a certain little Mexican gal that I worked and worked to get a bit closer too... finally the moment came when we went into Los Angeles at night, arm and arm. She was SO BEAUTIFUL, 102 pounds of pure Latin Lust, black eyes, high cheek bones, long black hair, native silver jewelry... She could stop traffic in her skin tight jeans. When we got home, she was pretty well tanked. I tried to put her to bed but got sort of pulled in with her. "Oh come on and keep me warm... etc..." So being the dumb gringo that I am I just got comfortable and snuggled up when she dumped 2 tacos, 3 coronas, a malta, and God know what else mixed with the little worm, all over me, and the bed... Funny how quick that can kill a mood! "borrachita me voy!"

Ocklawaha

[Jason]

I'll drink to that!



Can sombody call a cab for me?

[Charleston native]

Charleston Native? Is it really that bad in Columbia?

Well, it's not bad here, but it does get rather boring. The "2 hours to the beach" claim that residents like to say frequently is not comforting, because when you're living here, the beach feels like 1000 miles away. Needless to say, I'm ready for a change.

[gatorback]

Charleston Native? Is it really that bad in Columbia?

Well, it's not bad here, but it does get rather boring. The "2 hours to the beach" claim that residents like to say frequently is not comforting, because when you're living here, the beach feels like 1000 miles away. Needless to say, I'm ready for a change.

Austin is a lot more drunker...and a lot more funner!

[Charleston native]

That may be true, but I'll take Atlantic Beach sober than being drunk in Cola any day! 

[gatorback]

Drunk in Cola = bad idea