HOLIDAY CHEER POLL AND OTHER NONSENSE

Started by Ocklawaha, November 27, 2009, 01:29:52 PM

Holidays are a time for family, friends and thanksgiving, MJ asks, how did you spend yours?

Thankful for our mayors achievements in transportation and new ideas.
2 (12.5%)
Thankful for JTA's bus rapid transit plans and that Light Rail isn't a good fit in Jacksonville.
0 (0%)
Laying on the sofa, drinking, eating, and doing nothing in general, footballs on TV.
14 (87.5%)

Total Members Voted: 15

Voting closed: January 01, 2010, 01:29:52 PM

Ocklawaha



Okay folks, here is Ocklawaha's crystal ball for 2010

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Jacksonville loved it's new rail service and the citizens took to the train immediately.

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SHIT!

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Ocklawaha always thought there was something really special about the beaches in Brasil

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Losing Billions to a amusement park train, Floridians tossed the Secretary of Transportation under the bus

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The Navy returned to Cecil Field

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Ocklawaha inspected every inch of rail on the new tracks, and Stephen helped

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JTA had said light rail and Jacksonville were not a good fit, boy were they shocked when it was.

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Keith Pierson came out with a new "train wrap" advertisment

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Ennis and Bob tried in vain to explain why a bike path in the middle of the tracks was a bad idea

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Rumor has it that Ocklawaha has bought a new house somewhere on the northside

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JTA lost something when its boat rapid transit didn't work according to plan

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When Ock returned to California he learned all of his neighbors had moved

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For a legacy, Peyton worked hard to redevelop yet another historic neighborhood into a dynamic urban enviroment

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Stephen quickly learned that the new bike trails were somehow defective

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Clay County found that placement of the new Shand's Bridge, seems to fall short of their goal

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When Ennis said he was flying, no one suspected the truth

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Ocklawaha's Sucre-Sal found he wasn't particular about where they laid down

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The city of Jacksonville has almost finished its own Global Warming study

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Lunican felt that after the rain, the train seemed somehow smaller

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Ock's wife was really pissed when the lake was less then she imagined

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When Steve and the Republican's saved the country, no one had any idea where it would lead

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MJ tried to explain to FDOT that it would need wheels

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Ocklawaha was last seen heading west on I-10

Life in Jacksonville just keeps getting curiouser and curiouser. With all of the great minds in this city, we just wondered which of our prophecy's do you like? Please feel free to comment.



ha! ha! ha! Charles, and YOU thought it was gone

buckethead


Reaper man

uuuuuh, you DO realize you double posted right?

buckethead

Did you seaa that post?!

It bears repeating.

CS Foltz

Ock............that was really cute! I liked the "Caboose from Brazil" myself.........being a caboose man that was right down my alley! Steven's Bike trail looked to be about a level 10 in the difficultly  level!

JeffreyS

Lenny Smash

Timkin

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Loved the pics ( Ock's look into the crystal ball for 2010 )   Honorable mention is Mayor Peyton's Historic Neighborhood renovation!   ROFLMAO!  OMG ... do you guys work?? :D

SightseerLounge

Quote from: Ocklawaha on November 27, 2009, 01:29:52 PM

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The city of Jacksonville has almost finished its own Global Warming study

Sad seeing that redbird like that! :'(