Metro Jacksonville is EVERYWHERE!

[Ocklawaha]

I got to imagine that not the Times-Union, or the highly esteemed COJ officials themselves are even close to the truth on the coverage that MetroJacksonville gives this city. These dedicated NUTZ are everywhere. Just imagine being 30' feet below the City in a maze of hobbit holes, crawling from one hole to another, covered in mud, water and dirt, you finally pop above ground level for a breath of fresh air... BINGO! There stands a MetroJacksonville leader, with his trusty camera, trying to photograph the yard in the old depot. OH MY GOD! These guys are EVERYWHERE!

If they're not under-neath your feet, they're just above the ground snapping photos, taking names and making plans. So consider yourself warned Yankee Planners, JTA and others with an interest in cutting huge swaths through our historic Transportation Centers... The walls and very ground are haunted, and those tunnels you were so careful to wreck, are populated by a race of 50+ year old Hobbit's, with beer bellys. Alive and well deep beneath the streets of Jacksonville, in places that DON'T EVEN EXIST! 

Ocklawaha

[Techo]

God Forbid" If Jta or another "Planner" gets a speck of dirt on their coat" They will never know the truth so therfore they cant speak the truth," They just make it up as they go"!!

[Lunican]

It has always worked for them before. The only reason it isn't working [easily] now is because of a few pesky people.