When Downtown's Policies Went to the Southside

Started by Metro Jacksonville, April 27, 2010, 06:01:51 AM

pwhitford

I read these posts (especially Steven and Ock's) and I feel like Pagliacci: 

"I guess I'll have to play Pagliacci and get myself a clown's disguise
And learn to laugh like Pagliacci with tears in my eyes."
-from Billie Holiday's song "The Masquerade is Over"

My adopted city it killin' me.
Enlightenment--that magnificent escape from anguish and ignorance--never happens by accident. It results from the brave and sometimes lonely battle of one person against his own weaknesses.

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Bewler

Quote from: Ocklawaha on April 27, 2010, 02:52:43 PM
As you can see, we did that on the previous page:

Whoops, ya beat me to it. Good show.
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nvrenuf

Don't forget turning PF Chang's into a megachurch and giving them the road directly in front of their building. Plus allow them to close off several lanes of traffic on the major thoroughfares for their parishioners so that they can quickly escape the shopping heathens.

Ocklawaha

Quote from: nvrenuf on April 27, 2010, 06:05:46 PM
Don't forget turning PF Chang's into a megachurch and giving them the road directly in front of their building. Plus allow them to close off several lanes of traffic on the major thoroughfares for their parishioners so that they can quickly escape the shopping heathens.

No! No! No! Churches would attract people, that's just what their expecting us to do!
Look's like I picked a really bad day to stop sniffing glue!


OCKLAWAHA

9a is my backyard

Fantastic use of satire MJ!  This really puts things into perspective

spalmer7

Nice article. The poor grammar and bad punctuation was annoying, but a good article nevertheless.

JaxNative68

^ it was intensionally used to show the native tongue y'all.

BOfficer

Nice article!  It's amazing how many residents of Jacksonville are all for a Downtown change of scenery.  We've been talking about it for years.....when will it start! 
Brad Officer
Make Jacksonville Great!
http://www.bradofficer.com

tayana42

Let's begin the downtown renaissance with the new Mayor.  I don't know who is the one to make it happen; perhaps we need to be asking the right questions of the candidates.

tufsu1


Garden guy

As long as the billionaire land owners of jacksonville control the purse strings in this city and the good ole boy world thives downtown will never be...they can't make any money developing downtown...personally i perferred jtb with a cow field on it...

tufsu1

well garden guy....since you have shown no interest in supporting any of the Republican candidates for Mayor, which Democrat has the best plan for downtown?

BridgeTroll

Yeah Garden Guy.  Who is your candidate?  Since there are more registered Dems in Duval than republicans... why do republicans keep getting elected?  Same with Rick Scott.  Just where were those dem voters?

Let me answer for you GG... they cant be bothered... they are much more comfortable complaining about their opponents than actually voting.  ::)
In a boat at sea one of the men began to bore a hole in the bottom of the boat. On being remonstrating with, he answered, "I am only boring under my own seat." "Yes," said his companions, "but when the sea rushes in we shall all be drowned with you."

tufsu1

well BT...I'm a pretty solid Democrat....it is just that for this election, I find one Republican (Audrey) head and shoulders over any of the Democrats.

BridgeTroll

I understand tufsu... and my reply is really only directed at garden guy.  GG, like faye are blinded by ideology, and are rather bitter about it.  A quick review of GG's posting history will reveal a clear history of it.  :)
In a boat at sea one of the men began to bore a hole in the bottom of the boat. On being remonstrating with, he answered, "I am only boring under my own seat." "Yes," said his companions, "but when the sea rushes in we shall all be drowned with you."