If Florida is Paris Hilton, is Jacksonville Britney Spears?

[stephendare]

Does that make Deland Tonya Harding?
Is Springfeild Amy Winehouse?
Riverside Parker Posey.
San Marco Reese Witherspoon?

[buckethead]

I'd rather think of Jacksonville as Tina Turner.

A bit road worn, and most certainly no stranger to being abused, but over time our value, talents and desireability will win out.

We must first separate ourselves from Ike.

[JeffreyS]

Buckethead I will so steal that line one day.

[Burn to Shine]

Riverside is sooooooo Parker Posey!    I'm on the Southside, I'd say it's most like Britney - stripped down to the roots but there is something redeemable about it. 

[Burn to Shine]

LOL maybe I haven't been here long enough to judge it properly!

[Springfield Girl]

How about Evan Rachel Wood for Springfield? Smart, pretty, talented and cool but likes to flirt with the dark side.

[Burn to Shine]

How about Evan Rachel Wood for Springfield? Smart, pretty, talented and cool but likes to flirt with the dark side.

Haha!  Nice.  I agree.  AW is a little too unpolished for the newness of Springfield.