Dorothy Parker.

[stephendare]

Are there any fans of Dorothy Parker on this board?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Parker

I love the wit and sharp tongue of America's first great belle lettrist.

I also love her short poems.

On Suicide:

Résumé

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

[Dog Walker]

She also wrote, "Men don't make passes at girls that wear glasses."

[Dog Walker]

Was she the one who said, "If you can't say anything nice about someone, then come sit next to me."?