Light Rail at The Town Center?

[coredumped]

By the time it gets completed, the town center will be mostly empty. People will be on to the next thing....

[seaspray]

That's a heckuva lot of effort to be funny or sarcastic. Points for actually following through with your thoughts. Turn your hate into comedy, your misery into satire, attaboy

[Kerry]

The E-Loop is designed for failure.  Couplets are the death kneel of rail transit.

[Captain Zissou]

1) Additional property taxes levied on Jacksonville residents in areas without shopping hubs (San Marco, The Riverside, Amelia's Island etc)
2) Bridges that come towards the town center are turned into toll roads.
3) More parking meters downtown and higher meter fees.
4) Modest tuition hikes for UNF students

And the supreme chancellor of the Town Center can rule over his loyal subjects from an iron throne atop the shopping palace of Nordstrom.

[Glenn VL]

Wowowowow  Who would have thought this plan would be so controversial! 

I proposed it to my bohemian supper club and they all thought it was too pie in the sky! 

I am hard at work hammering out some other details for an upcoming post in ATOTTC! It is no more satire than Herbert Hoover was probably accused of when he proposed the Hoover's Dam! Think of how many people a system like this could put to work! 

[Todd_Parker]

Any chance of adding a 4th line connecting the Town Center to the Mooneyhan Entertainment Complex?

[blizz01]

And Fuddruckers....

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

To be completely honest, this entire thread has me...

[Downtown Osprey]

It's Dare

[BridgeTroll]

It's Dare

Hmmm... maybe... I mean this is priceless... "It is no more satire than Herbert Hoover was probably accused of when he proposed the Hoover's Dam!"