Montauk Monster From Jax Beach?

[stephendare]

http://gawker.com/5033769/man-from-florida-worried-that-montauk-monster-might-be-his-dog

A concerned reader writes to us: "I live in Jacksonville Beach, FL. We just had to put are dog to sleep. From what I see this is an English Bulldog. Now this does not make me very happy to know someone is dumping dead animal into the sea. We paid to have his ashes returned to us. From what I can see this is a male English Bulldog much like are dog. To find out that this was in fact him would make me very mad. I hope you can get to the bottom of this. If in fact someone did dumped dead animal's in the sea how long would it take to show up in NY city. He was put to sleep on July 21 2008." Yikes. I've had to put a beloved dog to sleep before and it's not fun. But, hm, I sort of doubt that... I, uh. Never mind. I'm sorry for your loss.

http://gawker.com/5032170/montauk-monster-vole-or-satan

[rjp2008]

Not the kind of publicity Jax needs nationally lately. 911 sauce calls, mutant dogs. Sheesh!

[copperfiend]

Not the kind of publicity Jax needs nationally lately. 911 sauce calls, mutant dogs. Sheesh!

There is more:

MSNBC carried the story from Atlantic Beach about a woman who hit her husband with a frozen lasagna.

[jacksonvilleconfidential]

Ouch, death by lasagna! Did she cook it afterwards?