Don't get the wrong idea, THIS IS JACKSONVILLE!

[Ocklawaha]

Weaver is selling the JAGUARS. "No" "YES" "NO" etc...

The landing is falling into the river, anyone ever notice the riverfront walk can't handle the crowds we already have? So we'll close it?

A 60 Million dolllar parking garage will be built but nobody will be able to afford the gas.

Starbucks is closing the "HEART OF JAX"

We're starting I-795, already taking bids, but their won't be any more automobiles.

Deadhead concert has no attendence.

Minor League Hockey team folds.

Skyway works.... sometimes.

My God people, have we not yet begun to defile ourselves? Damn, almost forgot, This is JACKSONVILLE!

OCKLAWAHA

[duvalbill]

Weaver is selling the JAGUARS. "No" "YES" "NO" etc...

The landing is falling into the river, anyone ever notice the riverfront walk can't handle the crowds we already have? So we'll close it?

A 60 Million dolllar parking garage will be built but nobody will be able to afford the gas.

Starbucks is closing the "HEART OF JAX"

We're starting I-795, already taking bids, but their won't be any more automobiles.

Deadhead concert has no attendence.

Minor League Hockey team folds.

Skyway works.... sometimes.

My God people, have we not yet begun to defile ourselves? Damn, almost forgot, This is JACKSONVILLE!

OCKLAWAHA

Sounds like a line from "The Blood Diamond."  TIA-This is Africa.