Demotivators - The truth the office managers don't want you to know

Started by gatorback, June 19, 2008, 02:39:35 PM

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gatorback

June 19, 2008, 02:39:35 PM
Everybody has seen those motivation posters someplace or another.  This Austin Texas company has made $15 million selling these they are hilarious and so true.

http://despair.com/lithographs.html
'As a sinner I am truly conscious of having often offended my Creator and I beg him to forgive me, but as a Queen and Sovereign, I am aware of no fault or offence for which I have to render account to anyone here below.'   Mary, queen of Scots to her jailer, Sir Amyas Paulet; October 1586

Driven1

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June 19, 2008, 02:49:17 PM
lol - this one reminds me of a few people....

Dysfunction.
"The only consistent feature of all your dissatisfying relationships is you."

gatorback

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June 19, 2008, 02:57:03 PM
LOL I think this one cracks me up the most becuase, let's face it.  It's SO true.

No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.
'As a sinner I am truly conscious of having often offended my Creator and I beg him to forgive me, but as a Queen and Sovereign, I am aware of no fault or offence for which I have to render account to anyone here below.'   Mary, queen of Scots to her jailer, Sir Amyas Paulet; October 1586

gatorback

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June 19, 2008, 03:05:28 PM
Watch the "Stories" demotivation video.  It's 4 minutes of ROFL.
'As a sinner I am truly conscious of having often offended my Creator and I beg him to forgive me, but as a Queen and Sovereign, I am aware of no fault or offence for which I have to render account to anyone here below.'   Mary, queen of Scots to her jailer, Sir Amyas Paulet; October 1586

second_pancake

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June 20, 2008, 10:13:53 AM
These have been my favorite for a long time, lol.  Pro Tip:  Don't hang them up in your actual office cubicle.  While it may add enjoyment to your day and help you get through the monotany, superiors don't take too kindly to it;-)
"What objectivity and the study of philosophy requires is not an 'open mind,' but an active mind - a mind able and eagerly willing to examine ideas, but to examine them criticially."

Jason

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June 20, 2008, 10:28:09 AM
You wanna see some great motivational videos?  Do a YouTube search for Terry Tate, Office Linebacker.  Having him as your office motivator would guarantee production.  :)
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