Pimp Sues Nike for not labeling Shoes 'dangerous'

Started by mtraininjax, January 12, 2014, 10:27:17 AM

mtraininjax

Since this Sunday is full of pain and suffering stories, why not add another one to the mix of crazy topics and even crazier results:

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=341398

QuoteAfter brutally beating a man with his Nike Jordan shoes, a pimp filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike for not providing a warning label that their shoes could be used as a dangerous weapon.

In June, Sirgiorgio Sanford Clardy, 26, or Portland, Ore., repeatedly stomped on the face of a client with his Jordan shoes when the man refused to pay Clardy's prostitute. The man required stitches and plastic surgery after the beating, The Oregonian reports.
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Cliffs_Daughter

I'd like the name of whichever lawyer actually took this on thinking it was even feasible.
Heather  @Tiki_Proxima

Ignorantia legis non excusat.

spuwho

Quote from: Cliffs_Daughter on January 12, 2014, 10:36:46 AM
I'd like the name of whichever lawyer actually took this on thinking it was even feasible.

Contingency.