You can't go home again, Matt Shirk

Started by JaxScriblerians, August 30, 2013, 09:15:22 PM

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August 30, 2013, 09:15:22 PM
News broke today that at least two months ago Michelle Shirk threw her husband, Matt, out of their Avondale home.  Ever since, he has been sleeping at an undisclosed location. . . .

http://jaxsatire.com/2013/08/31/you-cant-go-home-again-matt-shirk/
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mtraininjax

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August 31, 2013, 04:52:06 AM
This is news? Seems more like TMZ smut.
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tufsu1

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August 31, 2013, 08:33:24 PM
Quote from: JaxScriblerians on August 30, 2013, 09:15:22 PM
News broke today that at least two months ago Michelle Shirk threw her husband, Matt, out of their Avondale home.  Ever since, he has been sleeping at an undisclosed location. . . .

http://jaxsatire.com/2013/08/31/you-cant-go-home-again-matt-shirk/

this is stupid...but that said, they also own a home downtown...so I'm sure Mr. Shirk can find a place to sleep

JaxScriblerians

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September 07, 2013, 06:35:18 AM
for mtraininjax: I doubt TMZ would have included a link to Juan Williams' expose of election skullduggery in Duval during the 2000 election or mentioned anything except what French filmmaker Jean-Xavier de Lestrade wore when he went up to receive his Academy Award in 2001 for documenting how the Jacksonville justice system railroaded Brenton Butler.
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JaxScriblerians

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September 07, 2013, 06:37:39 AM
Quote from: tufsu1 on August 31, 2013, 08:33:24 PM
Quote from: JaxScriblerians on August 30, 2013, 09:15:22 PM
News broke today that at least two months ago Michelle Shirk threw her husband, Matt, out of their Avondale home.  Ever since, he has been sleeping at an undisclosed location. . . .

http://jaxsatire.com/2013/08/31/you-cant-go-home-again-matt-shirk/

this is stupid...but that said, they also own a home downtown...so I'm sure Mr. Shirk can find a place to sleep

We are glad Matt has an alternative residence.  As the comedian Red Skelton said, "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
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fsquid

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September 07, 2013, 08:40:20 AM
A man is only as faithful as his options

mtraininjax

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September 08, 2013, 04:45:20 PM
QuoteA man is only as faithful as his options

Typical Millenial mindless BS! Get a clue dude! You don't run for office just to be let down by your faith and morals! Otherwise, work at McDonalds with the other millenials!
And, that $115 will save Jacksonville from financial ruin. - Mayor John Peyton

"This is a game-changer. This is what I mean when I say taking Jacksonville to the next level."
-Mayor Alvin Brown on new video boards at Everbank Field

JaxScriblerians

#7
September 13, 2013, 05:27:37 PM
Quote from: fsquid on September 07, 2013, 08:40:20 AM
A man is only as faithful as his options

Stephen King in reply: "You have to stay faithful to what you're working on."
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