Roswell: The Real CoverUp

[JayBird]

Just sharing this piece of riveting journalism this morning because it made me laugh.

Enjoy.

Just thought you should know...

The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 65 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Harry Reid
Barney Frank
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.  It certainly did for me.

And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/2013/06/20/the-roswell-alien-cover-up/#.UgN6a2S9Kc2