Fantasy football

[tufsu1]

Hurricane Kareem roared in as a  Cat 4 last night. Early reports show landfall directly on Jack B More's head. All members of MetroJacksonville Junkies are under a Hurricane watch for the rest of 2017.  WestHam United is now under a hurricane warning for Sept 17.

:yawn:

exactly!

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

From one Division Leader to another....  It's never too early to speak of the perfect season. 

I'm not worried about perfection, though.  A 'wrist injury'?!?!? 

Whatever Arians you sly dog.  Stashing the horse away until the playoffs....  I like the way you think.

[Wacca Pilatka]

Who's better equipped to survive a hurricane than a fish?

[Lucasjj]

Yahoo doesn't have much faith in the stack of Abdullah and Stafford producing 60 plus points for an NRW win.

[thelakelander]

No updates to report from 2-0 Team Stud's locker room. The Ebony Stud is doing what was expected.

Team Ebony Stud will solidify its position to have its way with the rest of you very soon. 

In recent years, we've gotten away from selecting players who force their reckless abandon for everyday life into the violent game of football. With this in mind, our new president of football operations and now free man, Cecil "The Diesel" Collins, will help bring fear back to this league.

In addition, new coach Clubber Lang and coordinators, Bill Romanowski and Richie Incognito will be assisting in establishing proper gamesmanship on the field and culture in the Team Stud's locker room. With that said, Coach Lang has already issued his prediction for losers lining up against Team Stud on Sundays:



Other than that, have a good time in your race for second place.

[Wacca Pilatka]

^That meme and quote never go out of style!

[thelakelander]

Lol, Addison should not touch his roster. His inaction is working pretty well right now.

[Steve]

As week 3 nears a close, I'd just like to provide this quote from Congrotastic's first three opponents:

[Wacca Pilatka]

Who's better equipped to survive a hurricane than a fish?

Apparently, fish are ground into chum during a hurricane.

If I didn't know it was over before Kareem went on his fourth quarter romp, I sure knew it was when I realized I'd started Randall Cobb.

[Wacca Pilatka]

^ Not going to lie...that made me laugh.

[thelakelander]

LOL I love it!

[Steve]

After 3 weeks of pure destruction,I can hear the whispers....should there be an occupy Wall Street Traders movement?
Is it fair that one team has so many fantasy points while others have so few?
Has the inequality gap ever been so large?

Hold on a sec...what the hell am I sitting on? There is something in the couch cushions....oh, heh heh heh...it is just some DST fantasy points  I didn't need. Wait....what were we talking about?

Somehow we don't play until week 10. Save those DST points for your matchup against Congrotastic. You'll need them.

[thelakelander]

Enjoy it while you guys can. Eventually your teams will have to get in the ring and hit with repeated uppercuts of reality...

[Gators312]

After 3 weeks of pure destruction,I can hear the whispers....should there be an occupy Wall Street Traders movement?
Is it fair that one team has so many fantasy points while others have so few?
Has the inequality gap ever been so large?

Hold on a sec...what the hell am I sitting on? There is something in the couch cushions....oh, heh heh heh...it is just some DST fantasy points  I didn't need. Wait....what were we talking about?

Nearly 30 years to the day of Black Monday, it looks like there has been a MARKET CORRECTION.  The Wall Street Traders have now had their own Black Sunday Black & Blue Sunday at the hands of the Suburban Dwellers.  Even if we spotted you last week's DST points it couldn't save you. 

Sure......our GM acts a lot like Gene Smith and our Coach is as lucky as Folksy' Jim down the road in Gainesville, but winning is winning and it feels great to take down #1.

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

Well, I hope it is a market correction and I am not entering  a bear market
I just have one thing to say about this week's performance:

We're on to the Post Street Playmakers my bye week....

FIFY