We don't need no libraries!

[JaxScriblerians]

It was as though a flash of lightning illuminated the sky.  Yesterday I read on the T-U's front page that, because of budget cuts, six library branches will close in Jaxonpool (Maxville, Brentwood, San Marco, Willowbranch, University Park, and Beaches).  And the downtown branch’s hours will be cut back.  No sooner had this news crossed my imagination than I became convinced of its goodness.

http://jaxsatire.com/2013/06/16/we-dont-need-no-libraries/