Bush sends troops into Mali

[Ocklawaha]

Well it just had to happen, we've had special forces troops on the ground there since around this time last year. Sadly a group of our soldiers managed to drive off a bridge in into the Niger River killing themselves and the carload of prostitutes they were carrying. This occurred right on the heels of the Cartagena-CIA prostitute scandal. Now word comes that we are sending in more troops, some into Nigeria others well.... we won't say. Don't worry though, the Germans and Czech's are sending in even more and the French along with the Mali troops are slowly retaking territory held by terrorists. No word on the 'Weapons of Mass Destruction,' but the White House will get a pass on this one.