Crime in Riverside

[ben says]

Here we go again...

[Pinky]

Captain Z, you have me confused. You said

Even just waking up to a piece of trash in the yard that wasn't there the night before creeps me out.

, but yet you support Mellow Mushroom's invasion of Avondale. I sure hope you live somewhere far removed from the area that will be affected by MM's plans, if approved, because if they are, you can bet your bippy (and I suspect you had one not too long ago) that there will be a couple of pieces of trash in your yard after the rowdy pizza crowd heads for home and just can't find another suitable place to dispose of that styrofoam cup, or beer bottle, or pizza box, or whatever.

Lol - "Invasion"...  "Rowdy Pizza Crowd"... 

Seriously?  Rowdy Pizza Crowd?!?  Could you ever sound more shrill or hyperbolic?

[spuwho]

Our property on University has been robbed so many times over the years its not even funny. They even stole the catalytic converters one night. We finally stopped locking the shed because they kept cutting the bolts off. After we gated the shed, they broke in by tearing a part of the roof off.

When a lightning problem came up, we thought it was JEA at first until we found that someone had climbed on the roof and stolen the copper lines from the arrestors to the ground.

Once we had a robber trapped on the ground floor thinking he/she could escape, but the dead bolts prevented them from getting out, They finally climbed back out of the 2nd story window they came in and jumped just before JSO showed up.

Finally fenced in the air handlers because someone kept trying to steal parts off of it (for the copper inside).

That is nothing....when someone pulled up, cut the bolts on a trailer lock, hitched it up and towed it away never to be seen again. Cars parked in broad daylight having windows broken into and misc. items taken at 11am no less.

I could go on and on. Its not just Riverside.

I could easily handle some random pizza boxes or misc. paper on the ground over this nonsense.

[If_I_Loved_you]

Captain Z, you have me confused. You said

Even just waking up to a piece of trash in the yard that wasn't there the night before creeps me out.

, but yet you support Mellow Mushroom's invasion of Avondale. I sure hope you live somewhere far removed from the area that will be affected by MM's plans, if approved, because if they are, you can bet your bippy (and I suspect you had one not too long ago) that there will be a couple of pieces of trash in your yard after the rowdy pizza crowd heads for home and just can't find another suitable place to dispose of that styrofoam cup, or beer bottle, or pizza box, or whatever.

Holy Crap Nussbaum have you taken a fall and hit your head? Your opinion of the Mellow Mushroom Customers "rowdy pizza crowd" is pretty sad.

[Noone]

Brian, Sorry to hear about the crime that ultimately effects all of us. A few weeks ago I had 6 kayaks stolen from my residence. Since then I've been telling my neighbors. Dist. 4 is an out of control crime wave.
In the past our home has been burglarized.

A couple of months ago there was a JSO notice on my front door. A neighbors car was burglarized. Few streets over a door kicked in during the day.

My kayaks can be identified.
3 yellow
2 orange
1blue and white orca swirl pattern

All sit ins. 9' or less
PM me if you see one at a garage sale. Craigslist, pawn shop, neigbors backyard. I'll check it out immediately and if it's mine I'll respond immediately.

I'm in an older neighborhood. Chain link fence with razor wire strung with Christmas lights. Is that the answer?

[RockStar]

Captain Z, you have me confused. You said

Even just waking up to a piece of trash in the yard that wasn't there the night before creeps me out.

, but yet you support Mellow Mushroom's invasion of Avondale. I sure hope you live somewhere far removed from the area that will be affected by MM's plans, if approved, because if they are, you can bet your bippy (and I suspect you had one not too long ago) that there will be a couple of pieces of trash in your yard after the rowdy pizza crowd heads for home and just can't find another suitable place to dispose of that styrofoam cup, or beer bottle, or pizza box, or whatever.

I'm sorry, but wtf is a bippy? And in what increments is it wagered?

Everyone knows pizza is a gateway food. Next it's burgers. And before you know it, tacos.

Litter kills.

~j.
@Sieb, if you leave out nice things, people will steal them. Even in Ponte Vedra.

[BrooklynSouth]

"You'll all rue the day when one of these bank busting, pizza ponzi schemers comes up with a method of bankrupting the country through the slick use of sub prime mortgage bundling as stock derivatives!"

Just wait till one of these renegade pizza loving pollution mongers startes poisoniing the st john's river with their chemical dumping!

And when the space pizza aliens come----and they will come......to decide who will die like dogs or live like kings, you'll wish you had paid heed to the early warning signs!

LOL! Oh, fantastic! You should become the official troll of the Florida Times-Union comments section!

[John P]

Crime is everywhere some are just prettier than others.

[Captain Zissou]

Captain Z, you have me confused. You said

Even just waking up to a piece of trash in the yard that wasn't there the night before creeps me out.

, but yet you support Mellow Mushroom's invasion of Avondale. I sure hope you live somewhere far removed from the area that will be affected by MM's plans, if approved, because if they are, you can bet your bippy (and I suspect you had one not too long ago) that there will be a couple of pieces of trash in your yard after the rowdy pizza crowd heads for home and just can't find another suitable place to dispose of that styrofoam cup, or beer bottle, or pizza box, or whatever.

Awwww Wussbum.  You patiently lay in wait for me to say something that somewhat goes against my opinion on a separate issue, and then when the moment is right you SPRING FORTH TO MAKE NO SENSE!!!  Those sleepless nights sitting at the keyboard have sure paid off. 

I seem to have lost my bippy, can I borrow yours???  I have no idea what a bippy is and I can honestly say I've never had, used, inhaled, or whatever you do to one.

I should have clarified in my previous post.  The house I am currently living in sat vacant for a while before I moved in.  The interior was in great condition, but there was a crawl space filled with trash.  About a month after moving in, I was informed that some homeless people had taken residence in the crawl space below my house for a month or two while the home was vacant.  These people harrassed us for a while when we first moved in by stealing from our cars and leaving a lot of trash.  I have seen these people sleeping in Boone park within 100 yards of my back fence.  They aren't leaving beer bottles, but blankets or other trash from their 'home'.  These are the people that make me feel unsafe, not the casual passer by who drops their big gulp.

Sorry that I didn't clarify that there are people who live just out of sight from my back door and they wait and watch for the nights that I leave my car unlocked, but it wouldn't make a difference to you.  A bum with a grudge is pretty much the exact same as a "rowdy pizza crowd", right?  You and your bippies can crawl back into your cave and lurk creepily until i make another post that you think supports your Pizza-pocalypse conspiracy theories.

[Bridges]

Little known fact, Rowdy Pizza Crowd was the original name of N.W.A. but it was rejected because it was too hardcore.

"Straight Outta Avondale"

[Captain Zissou]

Little known fact, Rowdy Pizza Crowd was the original name of N.W.A. but it was rejected because it was too hardcore.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I heard a rumor that MM was actually funded by Al Qaeda and was a vehicle for transporting their forces into America.

[Tacachale]

"Rowdy Pizza Crowd". Legendary.

[funwithteeth]

JUST BECAUSE I'M FROM THE R.P.C. / PUNK POH-LICE AFRAID OF ME

[ben says]

Classic!!!

[Brian Siebenschuh]

Maybe I'm just fabulously unlucky.  Somebody suggested I'm on my way to turning into "one of those guys who goes crazy and lights up the front lawn with spot lights and sirens any time anyone sets food onto the property"