TEXTING FOR SENIORS

[Jumpinjack]

    The kids have all their texting codes...like

    BFF (best friends forever)

    LOL (laughing out loud)

    So why not some codes for seniors (50 and over):

    ATD - At the Doctor's

    BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

    BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    CBM - Covered by Medicare

    CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

    FWIW - Forgot Where I was

    FYI - Found Your Insulin

    GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

    LOL - Living on Lipitor

    LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

    OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

    WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

    WTP - Where's the Prunes

    WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

    GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

[Debbie Thompson]

JJWMTS - Jumping Jack was mean to seniors.

[Dog Walker]

JJWMTS - Jumping Jack was mean to seniors.

Jumpingjack IS a senior!