Classifying JEA

Started by gatorback, December 21, 2007, 12:39:40 AM

gatorback

The issue is how we can get the JEA back in a normal range.  Pills?  Sure, they work.  Electrodes why not. That would be fun!  There's got to be some gene in the JEA pool that we can mutate or copy and enhance.  We could treat the JEA.  Maybe the problem is no exercise.  Do they work crossword puzzles, do they excersize.   There is no question in the long run if we don’t do something there’s going to additional problems.  The JEA has got to understand what is expected of them next.  We want them to make our life easier and better.  We don't want trial and error.  Normal transit systems are not stuck like the JEA. 
'As a sinner I am truly conscious of having often offended my Creator and I beg him to forgive me, but as a Queen and Sovereign, I am aware of no fault or offence for which I have to render account to anyone here below.'   Mary, queen of Scots to her jailer, Sir Amyas Paulet; October 1586

Ocklawaha

Sorry about that fella's I think Gatorback means J-T-A, of course some therapy at the Jacksonville Electric Authority with those darn electrodes might be fun! I could just see the new's piece if they let ME do the therapy!
                       
                        This in itself was proof that their
         host was a man of little morals - and some (old hippie)
         persuasion.  What further indignities were
         they to be subjected to?  And what of the
         sonic transducer and floor show that had
         been spoken of?  What indeed?  From what
         had gone before, it was clear that this
         was to be no picnic.

Ocklawaha

gatorback

#2
I stand corrected.  I did mean JTA.  It's that damn Red Line.  I can't hear myself think.  With the scretching, and horns and the bells my hair has started to fall out.  Just kidding; however, for some of the folks it's a nightmare you can imagine being 4 feet away with only a wooden fence between your yard and that train. 

JEA does a great job!  But since doctors implant stimulating electrodes into brains maybe we should just get tasers.  Ocklawaha, everytime a JTA official says or does something stupid please  taser them.
'As a sinner I am truly conscious of having often offended my Creator and I beg him to forgive me, but as a Queen and Sovereign, I am aware of no fault or offence for which I have to render account to anyone here below.'   Mary, queen of Scots to her jailer, Sir Amyas Paulet; October 1586