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Real People of Genius?

Started by Doctor_K, March 23, 2011, 10:58:52 AM

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Doctor_K

March 23, 2011, 10:58:52 AM
Some choose to vent by lashing out.  Some choose to vent by giving up all hope.  I choose to vent with poorly-written parodies. :D  Hope it makes your eyes roll!

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Doctor K presents:  Real people of Genius

Real people of geee-niuuus

Today we salute you, all you suburbanite, mostly right-wing, ill-informed Jacksonville voters

All you masochist visionless voooo-ters!

Any other medium-sized wannabe-metropolitan city would choose to go to the polls and vote for a candidate who wanted to move their city forward.  But not you â€" you like your regressive little big town just the way it is.

Tea PARTY and status quo, thanks!

Mass transit?  Nope.  Supporting local arts?  Nope.  A vibrant downtown core?  Nope.  No more “good ol’ boy” network?  Nope.  Just more of the same empty promises from empty suits.

We LOVE our gridlocked suburbs!

So crack open an ice cold bottle of Nattie Lite, all you suburban Republicans, and know that you sealed your city’s own fate â€" and let the good times and economic opportunities pass you by.  BOHICA, baby!

We fear change, the Democrats and anyone with any vision at aaa-lllll.


Doctor K Enterprises.  Jacksonville, Florida.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and understand, imagination points to all we might yet discover and create."  -- Albert Einstein

BridgeTroll

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March 23, 2011, 11:14:20 AM
Nice Doc... :D  Might I suggest an alternative... :)

QuoteReal people of geee-niuuus

Today we salute you, all you bored, non caring Jacksonville voters!

All you narcisstic, self absorbed, non voooo-ters!

Any other medium-sized wannabe-metropolitan city would choose to go to the polls and vote for a candidate who wanted to move their city forward.  But not you â€" you just tooo busy to bother!

The "I dont care" status quo, thanks!

Mass transit?  Nope.  Supporting local arts?  Nope.  A vibrant downtown core?  Nope.  No more “good ol’ boy” network?  Nope.  Just dont bother me... I am too damn busy.

We LOVE our iphones!

So crack open an ice cold can of PBR, all you apathetic citizens, and know that you sealed your city’s own fate â€" and let the good times and economic opportunities pass you by.  BOHICA, baby!

We talk change .... as long as someone else does it


My apologies to Doctor K Enterprises.  Jacksonville, Florida.
:)
In a boat at sea one of the men began to bore a hole in the bottom of the boat. On being remonstrating with, he answered, "I am only boring under my own seat." "Yes," said his companions, "but when the sea rushes in we shall all be drowned with you."

Doctor_K

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March 23, 2011, 11:25:54 AM
Hahaha!  Brilliant.  I was thinking about doing a non-voter one too.  You beat me to it and yours was way better.

Thanks man. :)
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For while knowledge defines all we currently know and understand, imagination points to all we might yet discover and create."  -- Albert Einstein
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