Fantasy Football

[Shwaz]

When you're down in 4th and time is running out, you need a guy on your team who won't take no for an answer.

Or a cokehead like J-Smooth who ran to the endzone to snort the goal line.

Seriously though... Rapelesburger is meeting with Goodell soon and I bet his suspension is shortened to week 3.

[buckethead]

It was all he said, she said.

He said "Here... take this."

She said "That's a swell offer but I think I should decline."

He said "Oh... but I insist."

She said "Thank you but no, thank you.

He said "$^%*&Ã¥Æ'¶¢£"

She said "Ouch... I am not sure that meets everyday standards of etiquette."

[Wacca Pilatka]

When you're down in 4th and time is running out, you need a guy on your team who won't take no for an answer.

The theme you came up with for your roster and the quotes like this have been priceless.

That was the most fun fantasy draft I was ever involved in.  Another reason to love Metro Jacksonville.

[Steve]

I am Congrotastic for those who don't know.

I'm content with my draft (not thrilled).  However, I'll be doing some wheeling and dealing in the next couple of days.

[Lucasjj]

These are the three unclaimed football treams remaining:
Johnsonville United
Masillion Tigers
Quahog Clams

These are the three Metrojacksonville names to match up:
stephenc
riverside_mail
danno

[danno]

Johnsonville Untied

[riverside_mail]

Massillon Tigers here. I'm a big fan of early NFL history, so I name all my ff teams after early franchises. I also grew up near the Canton/Massillon area, so I have an affinity for those teams.

[Lucasjj]

Here is the cross reference for the league. I am also going to put it up on the Yahoo site.

1 - Lucasjj - Post St Playmakers
2 - Lakelander - The Ebony Stud
3 - SMoody84 - Urine Danger
4 - Wacca Palatka - Rashean The Fish
5 - Shwaz - Rivercity Riots
6 - tufsu1 - Jack B More
7 - stephenc - Quahog Clams
8 - Steve - Crongrotastic
9 - riverside_mail - Massillon Tigers
10 - BridgeTroll - BeesTees
11 - Buckethead - Midget Warriors
12 - danno - Johnsonville Untied
13 - Non-Redneck Westsider - Best In The West
14 - cline - Steadman

[BridgeTroll]

So.... How did everybody do?  Still two games to go tonight but Beetees did well after not producing for the Thursday night opener.  A lot of high draft picks didnt do so well...

[danno]

I am happy....... So far that is!

[thelakelander]

Was looking great until Foster sold his soul to the devil. Will probably lose my lead tonight but no big deal.

[buckethead]

I might have lucked into a win. I forgot to set my lineup. (I thought I had done it)

Two guys would have been in differently for a net gain of about 8 points.

It seems my opponent (Wacca) was sleeping at the wheel.

BT, your boys went off!

I missed the draft and I have no number one runningbacks, but Ahmad Bradshaw did pretty well for me.

[Wacca Pilatka]

It seems my opponent (Wacca) was sleeping at the wheel.

I wasn't sleeping, but I sure did show a talent for picking guys who would score fewer than 1 point this week.

I see no reason to bench MSW, but Kolb and Edelman aren't looking too wonderful for me right now.

Oh, and Grant got hurt to add to the fun.

[buckethead]

Wanna trade Orton and a scrub wr for McNabb and Mr Fred Taylor?

[Non-RedNeck Westsider]

This is typical week one shenanigans.

{Chief}If someone says shananigans again I'm goin' to pistol whip 'em.  {Mack}Fharva, what's the name of that restaurant with all the shit on the walls?   {Fharva}Shenanigan's?  {Mack handing the chief his pistol & everyone mouthing, "oooohhhhhh"

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I'll take my whipping this week, but my eyes are on the big prize.  Plan on hateful revenge for the rest of you bold enough to stand in my way.  I am pissed.