Building waterfront condos to pay for protection against the rising sea

[Apache]

Your decrepit old ass will be dead anyway, so of course you don't care.

You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you are just too high strung.  Why Finehoe does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Finehoe, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it.

Eventus stultorum magister.

Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.

[Ocklawaha]

In vino veritas.

The two of us just having some fun Apache... in Latin.

[Know Growth]

Rising sea levels and ocean swells are two different things. You can pump out the effects of a swell, however in the case of rising sea levels, fold your tent and move to the Piedmont.

No Latin here.just combo North Miami Westside Avondale Northern St Johns speak. With a hint of far west Coastal Ridge.........not to closer-than- one - might- think; Piedmont: although that seems grand.........naw, jus' eatin' BBQ @ Bradford County way above past Sea Level.....Women never look or prove Attractive here where the Godly Water Level will Rise......except for that slim waisted Blond Big Hair semi Left Church Study Group Bombshell. You look so cute when you bail out of the Interior Upland County,right there at Talbot State Park;outgoing tide,surfacing sand bars....YIKES!  .......long twirly hair danglin' down ever so carefully to current sea level,long fetch swells swirl ..........

Well,in fact over yonder' Southwest Avondale this morning...dang muck shore and back yard.....dang waters a'risin!!!
Anhinga, Otter like never before.

Shucks...what be happenin' over yonder Nocatee Mitigation lands....dang hI water Hogs, high water decorative plant eatery, The hog "hunters" will slip in,high water mark/Wetland Delineation,only 30 feet off of actual, per negotiated Planner & Consultant Nocatee Order.Excuse us while we barge in to the front 13 feet of your residence to take out these high water pressed critters.
"Silencers"...you will never know it,quite like the seeping water rise...
Perhaps Clay County upland sand hill "Black Horse" Brannon Chaffee,western Beltway Corridor will,finally,BE THE ANSWER.

The rare bark of Ock's 41 Magnum even rarer to the landscape....... (Lock Thread!)

Too late.

Better than Riverside.

One of the first "Average" rainfall years............in,well,years.

In fact,I can easily imagine ocean "Swells" flopping on to Avondale/west river side emerging shorefront.........sweeping away the Westside Negro Slums,and,eventually,well past the final Consolidation/DelaneyGrowth Ring, on up the face of the SAND BAR.....MARCH WEST AND UPHILL YOU FUCKERS... west (slightly uphill...) to Starke (Naked!!!) ,Lawtey and other human designated points West; TRAIL RIDGE   That deserves yelling in high water Capitals......back when All Of What We Know was.......blurp!......under-water

High water tide pools...eventually drop.........pools flow through,cascade down through beach sand lands certain, "creeks",easterly....towards the Ocean (Atlantic that is....  anything west of the "Ridge" headed to the Gulf.....New River, etc all this not too far from Downtown Jax,if you think about it,or even if you don't.Join the Club!  )

Bye Florida...well ahead of this High Water mark.
Bummer of a Location poor ol' Jax Port Jax.No matter what happens to 100 acres of Downtown Public Lands,make sure it remains high and dry,unless it deserves certain justifiable drowning.

Selected a Northern California County for it's Planning & Zone Department....2867 feet above (current,not counting Public Lands Mountain SKY SCRAPERS) See Level a bonus. Bye Bye native Miami, Pit Stop Jax.Save the Aquarium from rising waters- no doubt not 'salty' enough,or too salty. Parts Per Million. !!!

[Noone]

^Don't hold back. Let it flow.
Anyone else feel sorry for the Baltimore guys? 2014-412. And they brought two extra boats down from Baltimore. Losers!
Let's do another ceremonial kayak RICO loop of our CRA/DIA zone.
Onward!

[SuZi-Rok]

I don't think it's a good idea. They're better off building homes that float on water. lol