Vomit Trail Leads to Missing Blogger

Started by gatorback, March 16, 2008, 11:05:39 PM

gatorback

A missing MetroJacksonville blogger was found tonight when a trail of his own vomit led authorities to his whereabouts.  After the 29 year old male was air-lifted to a downtown hospital and stablized, he admitted to feeling just fine before reading on-line that President Bush reported the United States wasn’t heading toward a recession.  The man remains in critical condition at this hour.
'As a sinner I am truly conscious of having often offended my Creator and I beg him to forgive me, but as a Queen and Sovereign, I am aware of no fault or offence for which I have to render account to anyone here below.'   Mary, queen of Scots to her jailer, Sir Amyas Paulet; October 1586

downtownparks

so when did people who post of forums become "bloggers" I thought you were talking about Lunican or Lakelander?