QuoteTarget: Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden is rumoured to be hiding in Chitral, Pakistan
An American armed with a pistol, a dagger and a 40-inch sword claimed he was on a solo mission to kill Osama Bin Laden after being arrested in Pakistan.
Gary Faulkner, 52, told intelligence officers he intended to track down the fugitive Al Qaeda and decapitate him.
The Californian builder was picked up in a forest in the northern Chitral region late on Sunday.
A police source said he shouted 'Don't come closer to me or I'll open fire,' before finally surrendering his weapon.
When he was searched, police found he was also carrying night vision goggles, a book containing Christian verse and teachings and kidney medicine.
'We initially laughed when he told us that he wanted to kill Osama bin Laden,' Officer Mumtaz Ahmad Khan said.
But he added that, when officers seized the pistol, the 40in sword and night vision equipment, 'our suspicion grew'.
Mr Khan said police had asked Faulkner why he believed he had a chance of tracing Bin Laden.
'He said "God is with me, and I am confident I will be successful in killing him,"' he added.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1286690/Pakistan-police-arrest-US-builder-mission-kill-Osama-Bin-Laden.html#ixzz0qvaQea4V
I think Gary Busey should play him in the movie version
this has will ferrell written all over it
Does he have any relation to Chuck Norris? Sounds like he might. Might want to exchange the 40 inch sword (which is huge, btw) for an automatic weapon next time.
Oh great,now american and muslim copycats are fighting war on terror setup by CIA.
Copycat muslim terrorist are pulling failed terrorist attack while US warriors are geting lost in fields of Pakistan looking for Osama.
It would be only funnier if he actually managed to capture Osama.
True^.
Bin Laden has a larger US Secret Service detail at his behest than the President!
He told authorities he wanted to impress Jody Foster.
Jodie...sorry
Quote from: billy on June 15, 2010, 11:44:28 AM
He told authorities he wanted to impress Jody Foster.
Lulzing... :D
http://www.youtube.com/v/OpnLQHeBMWQ
Quote from: Captain Zissou on June 15, 2010, 10:19:40 AM
Does he have any relation to Chuck Norris? Sounds like he might. Might want to exchange the 40 inch sword (which is huge, btw) for an automatic weapon next time.
A Chuck Norris charactor would not have talked. He then would have defeated his guards and escaped. Definately not CN.
(http://crazymonkey909.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/rambo.jpg)
Rambo fought WITH Talibans,not against.
Quote from: Bostech on June 15, 2010, 01:14:49 PM
Rambo fought WITH Talibans,not against.
Good catch, Bos! LOL! Thought that was the way I remembered that movie too, but wasn't sure.
Would have made a great story if this nut job had actually been able to find him though.
Quote from: Overstreet on June 15, 2010, 12:53:16 PM
Quote from: Captain Zissou on June 15, 2010, 10:19:40 AM
Does he have any relation to Chuck Norris? Sounds like he might. Might want to exchange the 40 inch sword (which is huge, btw) for an automatic weapon next time.
A Chuck Norris charactor would not have talked. He then would have defeated his guards and escaped. Definately not CN.
Too true. If it was Chuck, he would have succeeded and we would have never known about it. Osama would have just showed up on the doorstep of the UN.
Quote from: buckethead on June 15, 2010, 09:24:34 AM
QuoteTarget: Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden is rumoured to be hiding in Chitral, Pakistan
An American armed with a pistol, a dagger and a 40-inch sword claimed he was on a solo mission to kill Osama Bin Laden after being arrested in Pakistan.
Gary Faulkner, 52, told intelligence officers he intended to track down the fugitive Al Qaeda and decapitate him.
The Californian builder was picked up in a forest in the northern Chitral region late on Sunday.
A police source said he shouted 'Don't come closer to me or I'll open fire,' before finally surrendering his weapon.
When he was searched, police found he was also carrying night vision goggles, a book containing Christian verse and teachings and kidney medicine.
'We initially laughed when he told us that he wanted to kill Osama bin Laden,' Officer Mumtaz Ahmad Khan said.
But he added that, when officers seized the pistol, the 40in sword and night vision equipment, 'our suspicion grew'.
Mr Khan said police had asked Faulkner why he believed he had a chance of tracing Bin Laden.
'He said "God is with me, and I am confident I will be successful in killing him,"' he added.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1286690/Pakistan-police-arrest-US-builder-mission-kill-Osama-Bin-Laden.html#ixzz0qvaQea4V
Yea, got to say good for him! Would be incredibly funny if he actually did it.