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Community => Politics => Topic started by: samiam on November 17, 2009, 02:42:23 PM

Title: The truth
Post by: samiam on November 17, 2009, 02:42:23 PM
Here is something I found interesting from another sight that I visit.

In an odd exposé that has left the worlds of politics and academia abuzz, a local homeless person revealed yesterday that he only blamed himself for his failures. The incident occurred near the dumpster behind the Shop Rite store in Brooklyn, when Willard Kookish, formerly of 435 Subprime Lane in Nutly, NJ, casually told a reporter that "my problems are my own fault." The veteran New York Times reporter Ken McLiar, who has been searching area dumpsters for a 3,785-part series on people who are homeless due to the evils of American capitalism, admits he was astonished by Mr. Kookish's bizarre confession. When asked to elaborate, Mr. Kookish went on to say, "I went through college drinking and smoking dope and never learned anything. I've had many job opportunities but didn't bother to show up. My family left me a nice house to live in but I took out home equity loans on it and spent the money on hookers and gambling. When the housing boom collapsed I lost everything. I made bad decisions and here I am bearing the consequences." :o

Title: Re: The truth
Post by: 77danj7 on November 17, 2009, 02:49:22 PM
The guys name is Kookish...that is funny.
Title: Re: The truth
Post by: Sportmotor on November 17, 2009, 02:50:11 PM
Yea ummm...This has to be a troll thread.
Title: Re: The truth
Post by: samiam on November 17, 2009, 02:54:16 PM
stephen
I wish that was true. Well it might be, If i had a dollar for every dollar I spent on booze I think my house would be paid off.
Title: Re: The truth
Post by: Karl_Pilkington on November 17, 2009, 02:54:29 PM
definitely a troll thread, there is no personal responsibility anymore, thats so the past.
Title: Re: The truth
Post by: Sportmotor on November 17, 2009, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: samiam on November 17, 2009, 02:54:16 PM
stephen
I wish that was true. Well it might be, If i had a dollar for every dollar I spent on booze I think my house would be paid off.

you dont recognize sarcasm do you?

Quote from: Karl_Pilkington on November 17, 2009, 02:54:29 PM
definitely a troll thread, there is no personal responsibility anymore, thats so the past.
Please there are people who do everything they can and live "right" (in the eyes of a super Christan church) who are homeless, who have been laid off becuase a company cant afford it, who get sick and cant afford the doctor's bills or puts them in so much debt they lose it all.


Im going to call a hooker and snort some crack off his ass now
(see what I did there?!)
Title: Re: The truth
Post by: Sportmotor on November 17, 2009, 03:05:07 PM
just to be an ass, hey stephen I noticed they where all white :P
Title: Re: The truth
Post by: Lunican on November 17, 2009, 03:17:42 PM
Fake Story. Fake image.

(http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Bum_sign_Blame.jpg)

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=4309
Title: Re: The truth
Post by: Sportmotor on November 17, 2009, 03:20:40 PM
thank you for that Stephen! LOL OJ was the best picture I was thinkin of