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Community => Break Room => Topic started by: BridgeTroll on November 14, 2009, 11:28:58 AM

Title: Joke of the Day
Post by: BridgeTroll on November 14, 2009, 11:28:58 AM
I am one of those folks who loves to hear a good joke.  My problem is I can never remember one when it comes my turn to tell one.  How about you all take a break from improving our city and help me out.

Here is one to start... :)


QuoteOne  day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the  sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish.

About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family.

"You aren't going to catch many fish that way," said the businessman to the fisherman, "you should be working rather than lying on the beach!"

The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, "And what will my  reward be?"

"Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!" was the businessman's answer.

"And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman, still smiling.

The businessman replied, "You will make money and you'll be able to buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!" "And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman again.

The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman's questions. "You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to work for you!" he said.

"And then what will my reward be?" repeated the fisherman.

The businessman was getting angry. "Don't you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world, and let all your  employees catch fish for you!"

Once again the fisherman asked, "And then what will my reward be?"

The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, "Don't you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won't have a care in the world!"

The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, "And what do you think I'm doing right now?"

Title: Re: Joke of the Day
Post by: BridgeTroll on November 15, 2009, 11:37:33 AM
QuoteA young man excitedly tells his mother hes fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, Im going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one Im going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one Im going to marry." She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle." Stunned, the young man says, "Thats amazing, Ma. Youre right. How did you know?"

"I dont like her," she says.